boriszima
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@molder101 - You seem like a nice individual. I also assume because she is your neighbor, you want to keep it civil.
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Video: Driver left scene of an accident / Update: driver caught
- Thread starter molder101
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Well my first joke got moved to snippiness so I must rewrite it because it was too easy to misinterpret..... I figured the scenario was so absurd that surely the joking element would come through.... so let me try again.... I'm suggesting that the OP was tricked by a gorgeous woman driving around with a 6 month old baby.... only to pass a white Tesla.... she stops the car and stares into her rear view mirror. Surely the man who owns the Tesla Model 3 is well off..... he must be compassionate and caring too because the vehicle is electric... he cares about the earth... (the car is masculine in my sexist joke).... this compassion will end up being the OP's undoing as his kindness will soon leave him vulnerable. As she stares back, the nest camera at the house catches her eye.... the woman's intentions turn dark..... her crying baby and late car payment has pushed her to the brink.... she reverses the car.... slams the vehicle into the Tesla....and drives off knowing she'll be caught... the trap is set.
The OP finds his car and is enraged.... tracks the person down with the police and knocks on the door with a powerful law officer at his side .... yet when the door opens.... instead of a careless hoodlum, he is confronted by a desperate, beautiful woman.... tears in her eyes.... clutching her child close.... don't send me to jail sir! Little Mauricio needs diapers and food! his heart melts. Fast forward 16 years.... the OP is now driving the young man to the mall in his still unrepaired Model 3.... Instead of using the insurance money to repair the car, he put the money in a 529 tax sheltered account so the young boy could go to college..... The OP is broke..... the con is complete.
The OP finds his car and is enraged.... tracks the person down with the police and knocks on the door with a powerful law officer at his side .... yet when the door opens.... instead of a careless hoodlum, he is confronted by a desperate, beautiful woman.... tears in her eyes.... clutching her child close.... don't send me to jail sir! Little Mauricio needs diapers and food! his heart melts. Fast forward 16 years.... the OP is now driving the young man to the mall in his still unrepaired Model 3.... Instead of using the insurance money to repair the car, he put the money in a 529 tax sheltered account so the young boy could go to college..... The OP is broke..... the con is complete.
SageBrush
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Your post is similar to Rush Limbaugh poison that hides behind the pretense of "entertainment."
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gilscales
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Yeah, I got it, apparently not all did though, you and must have a similar sense of humor!
So you are saying I’m powerfully entertaining like Rush Limbaugh’s poison aka oxycontin? Thats so nice !
I do what I can .... trying to spread the love.
I think the OP is nice guy.... and I hear Mauricio is doing great with his new daddy.
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BTW, since I got the FSD when it went to 2k, (I'm a sucker for discounted vaporware!) count me in for the coast to coast trip!
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mickificki
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Nice reading your posts, you have a great view on life. Glad everything worked out.
Would caution you tho, don't mention the bf to her. Odds are she's just going to mention what you said when she gets into another argument with him and bring up your name and then you have no Idea what the bf is going to do.
Glamisduner
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Who shifts into reverse because they are having an argument? Something is fishy, throw the book at them.
Honestly your at fault. If he was legitimately trying to park there you technically put them in harms way by parking in front of the driveway which caused them to go past the stop sign and then go back in reverse. But your both wrong imo.
Non-Tesla, but I have a friend in Seatle. She's 70, mostly broke, and handicapped. She had her 15yo Volvo on the street and someone badly side-swiped it. In the AM, no witnesses. The cops weren't hopeful.
But she went to the area body shops, with a paint sample from the other car. One said it was a Q45 - not an inexpensive car. And they happened to have one in the shop, of the same color. She got the address and went to the house. The lady said yes, it was her car, but she wasn't driving it. Her ex-husband was, and he was a drinker! Maybe she told the cops it was stolen?
She had all the pieces lined up, and none of it helped. Too late for a DUI test. The guy somehow got out of it. She had $7000 in damage. It knocked the front suspension off! I'm not sure if her car ever got fixed.
Good luck! This guy looked intentional. But with drunks, or angry people - all bets are off. I do agree - why would he wreck his own car???
But she went to the area body shops, with a paint sample from the other car. One said it was a Q45 - not an inexpensive car. And they happened to have one in the shop, of the same color. She got the address and went to the house. The lady said yes, it was her car, but she wasn't driving it. Her ex-husband was, and he was a drinker! Maybe she told the cops it was stolen?
She had all the pieces lined up, and none of it helped. Too late for a DUI test. The guy somehow got out of it. She had $7000 in damage. It knocked the front suspension off! I'm not sure if her car ever got fixed.
Good luck! This guy looked intentional. But with drunks, or angry people - all bets are off. I do agree - why would he wreck his own car???
