Since becoming a Roadster owner three months ago, I've been following this thread and expecting my time will come when I have a suitable photo to post. That time came today, when I parked in a wide open parking lot with no other cars around me, and came back to my car to find this parked right next to me:
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That truck owner must have deliberately parked next to me because the contrast amused him, as there were numerous empty spots he could have chosen (yes, I am assuming the driver was male, not female).
I did check the driver's side of my Roadster for damage from his door opening towards my car, but found nothing.