If you don't have a publicity agent - let me know - I'll do it for free.
My first move will be to send your photos of the delivery garage (this isn't an SNL skit ?) to editors from Car and Driver / Motor Trend / Road & Track etc.
We'll follow up with both your photos and the narrative of your delivery story to a variety of consumer reporters across Cable and network TV stations.
Settle in with your bourbon and think it over. I'll send over some of my 30 yr Port while you mull the situation.
At this point, I STILL don't have satisfaction from Tesla, so I'm game if your offer is still open. Their delivery garage is wide open and poorly manned. Anyone could basically walk in there with a camera crew (or discretely to get better footage than I currently have.) Drop me a line. [email protected].