(actually it’s a baker’s dozen)
Did you know that there are top 10 lists floating around the internet as to why someone should not buy a Model 3? They list the usual silly reasons. I realized that any enthusiast could easily come up with a much better top 10 list of truly silly reasons to forego the purchase of a Model 3. So without further ado:
13) No badging means people may mistakenly think you’re driving a Model S
12) Car thieves may not be able to figure out door handles
11) Insufficient Frunk space
10) Star Trek transporter beam on the verge of being perfected
9) Rumor has it that the car is 1” too wide to fit in boring tunnels
8) Better to wait for automatic trim alignment feature
7) Why even buy a car? Tesla Network just around the corner.
6) Can’t valet park due to high theft rate by attendants. Even at 70mph max it’s a better car than the $h*tbox they’re already driving.
5) Lack of internal combustion engine means insufficient metal in car to trip green light at signal
4) Electricity is an invisible force powered by evil spirits
3) You don’t take compliments well
2) It’s best to just wait for the Model 4
And the number one truly silly reason not to buy a Model 3:
1) Without warning Elon Musk might dial into all Model 3s and execute order 666!
Did you know that there are top 10 lists floating around the internet as to why someone should not buy a Model 3? They list the usual silly reasons. I realized that any enthusiast could easily come up with a much better top 10 list of truly silly reasons to forego the purchase of a Model 3. So without further ado:
13) No badging means people may mistakenly think you’re driving a Model S
12) Car thieves may not be able to figure out door handles
11) Insufficient Frunk space
10) Star Trek transporter beam on the verge of being perfected
9) Rumor has it that the car is 1” too wide to fit in boring tunnels
8) Better to wait for automatic trim alignment feature
7) Why even buy a car? Tesla Network just around the corner.
6) Can’t valet park due to high theft rate by attendants. Even at 70mph max it’s a better car than the $h*tbox they’re already driving.
5) Lack of internal combustion engine means insufficient metal in car to trip green light at signal
4) Electricity is an invisible force powered by evil spirits
3) You don’t take compliments well
2) It’s best to just wait for the Model 4
And the number one truly silly reason not to buy a Model 3:
1) Without warning Elon Musk might dial into all Model 3s and execute order 666!
