Minimum Amount to Drive Car?

[PianoAl]

Right now, we rarely need Tessie (see sig). I've even ordered an indoor car cover to keep her from getting dusty.

My plan is to drive her at least once a month—sound right?

 

[fholbert]

Right now, we rarely need Tessie (see sig). I've even ordered an indoor car cover to keep her from getting dusty.

My plan is to drive her at least once a month—sound right?

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Sounds like you‘ve reached the golf cart period of your life.

 

[ucmndd]

I’ve found your relationship will start to suffer if you don’t drive her at least once a month. She might even find someone else to take for a ride.

 

[fholbert]

I’ve found your relationship will start to suffer if you don’t drive her at least once a month. She might even find someone else to take for a ride.

Are we still talking about a car?

 

[afadeev]

I’ve found your relationship will start to suffer if you don’t drive her at least once a month. She might even find someone else to take for a ride.

If you drive her/him barely once a month, you might as well ditch your ball'n'chain.
Why incur the depreciation if she/he doesn't give you no satisfaction?

 

[jjrandorin]

I get the joke(s) but they are pretty sexist, so I am going to ask that this line of jokes stop.

Thanks.

 

[ucmndd]

Isn’t anthropomorphizing cars into women inherently sexist to begin with?

Don’t worry, I’m done.

 

[ay221]

https://www.jdpower.com/cars/shopping-guides/how-long-can-a-car-sit-without-being-driven

I think move the car a little once a week for tires. Not sure what you do to prevent pests from trying to move in.