It finally clicked! I understand exactly how Tesla's EDD is calculated and have insight as to why it is so unpredictable. There are two reasonable theories.
First, Elon is really a humanoid supercomputer. His EDDs became scrambled when he smoked MJ with Joe Rogan, and there is no debug to fix this.
Second theory, the EDD is generated by a random number generator program. It is designed to frustrate customers that order a new Tesla, in order to preserve the high appraisal value and market demand of used Teslas.
First, Elon is really a humanoid supercomputer. His EDDs became scrambled when he smoked MJ with Joe Rogan, and there is no debug to fix this.
Second theory, the EDD is generated by a random number generator program. It is designed to frustrate customers that order a new Tesla, in order to preserve the high appraisal value and market demand of used Teslas.