Tesla to be make big announcement Thursday 2PM Pacific Time

[Garlan Garner]

Hopefully they will enter the S&P500 or something.

 

[Barklikeadog]

it's good that he is getting ahead of the spa-prostitution charges...

 

[CUBldr97]

Ill go way out on a limb... Tesla pickup! Models S and X refresh, Model Y and all get the new battery chemistry of the Model 3 and Super charger V3, that should cover it!

 

[ItsNotAboutTheMoney]

Tesla is going to relocate its headquarters to China.
It will change its name to Edison. The new logo will be an elephant with a lightning bolt through it. (The clue is that Elon Musk has changed his name to Elon Tusk on Twitter.)

 

[Lifeinabox]

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[chronopc]

Surfboard version 2

 

[BluestarE3]

Musk steps down from the CEO position

That's the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw that terse tweet... that he is stepping down to take the heat off the company from the SEC and others who see him as a lightning rod.

I hope that's not the case though and that the announcement instead will be a product, production or financially related one.

 

[YisSerL]

"We are excited to be entered into an agreement to be acquired by Apple. At the end of this announcement, Tesla owner will be receiving the latest software update, which makes an iPhone the only mobile device supported as a phone key. For those affected by this change, we will be re-releasing the latest version of our key fob, rebranded as iKey, for $599. We will also be making extended warranty available as TeslaCare Plus."

 

[Slumpey326]

This Thursday will be the date Musk announces the Reveal Date for the Model Y or ... the date the Model 3 SR will be available for order.

I agree with both of your predications. I think you are spot on with what the announcement will be tomorrow.

 

[TheGrimSweeper]

I would bet money it will be the following.

1.) 35K Model 3 is ready and dates / details on when you can order it.
2.) A firm date on when / where the Model Y reveal will be.

 

[Thomas Edison]

I think that it is a hardware 3 demo and that they are rolling them out on all production models immediately.

 

[Garlan Garner]

Ill go way out on a limb... Tesla pickup! Models S and X refresh, Model Y and all get the new battery chemistry of the Model 3 and Super charger V3, that should cover it!

That's not a limb....

You covered the whole gambit.

 

[Garlan Garner]

I would bet money it will be the following.

1.) 35K Model 3 is ready and dates / details on when you can order it.
2.) A firm date on when / where the Model Y reveal will be.

Ok...so how can we get this bet goin?

 

[SoCalGuy]

Musk stepping down

 

[eyespii]

I would bet money it will be the following.

1.) 35K Model 3 is ready and dates / details on when you can order it.
2.) A firm date on when / where the Model Y reveal will be.

I would take this bet. $10?

 

[fishh]

Here's an analysis I saw:
1. The last animal-themed tweetstorm was about LeMR, and since the elephant in the room is Model 3 Standard Range, all bets are on that.
2. Bonus points for HW3 and Supercharger v3/Megacharger.

 

[Missile Toad]

With new software update, all Tesla cars will be capable of 'brew mode'. Push the button while 15 minutes away from a Supercharger, programmed into your navigation -- and Tesla will dispatch a Starbucks coffee to your car when it pulls in. For now, humans will make the deliveries... but in 4 months, pending FAA approval, drones will make the deliveries. (That's 4 months 'Elon time'). Thinking of calling the drone 'SFR'.

 

[HVM]

That's the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw that terse tweet... that he is stepping down to take the heat off the company from the SEC and others who see him as a lightning rod.

I hope that's not the case though and that the announcement instead will be a product, production or financially related one.

I was not even remotely serious.

My next bet; the new roadster; it not only flies, -it works as submarine too!

 

[Barklikeadog]

legally changing his name to Elon Tusk. Tusk has no agreement with the SEC. He is resigning as CEO and being rehired as an unpaid independent consultant with some ridiculous title like General Zod

 

[Mary Starfnbu]

Just watch the Cohen testimony. Hopefully, that will distract your brain for awhile.

Now that is just cruel and unjust punishment!