It started here; then took on a life of its own. Still subject to potential revision/modification. (It's darn hard--especially for a non-singer--to fit in the right, or close to the right, number of syllables. Good luck singing it--you have to shorten or stretch some notes.)
For those who actually have musical ability, feel free to offer your own version(s) of this or other classic Holiday songs.
Happy holidays to all and, I wish, peace asap.
For those who actually have musical ability, feel free to offer your own version(s) of this or other classic Holiday songs.
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The Twelve Days of (an Elon) Christmas
(sung, with difficulty, to the Americanized version of the old English song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas")
On the first day of Christmas, Mr. Elon promised me,
Yet no update under the tree.
On the second day of Christmas, he next then promised me,
Super charging be free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the third day of Christmas, he once more promised me,
Open source aplenty,
Super charging be free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Car-daddy promised me,
Robo taxis scary,
Open source aplenty,
Super charging be free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Mr. Musk he promised me,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Ol' Money Bags promised me,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my hero promised me,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the big guy promised me,
The Hyper-Loop to reach DC,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Mr. EM promised me,
A better version FSD,
The Hyper-Loop to reach DC,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Great Leader promised me,
A solar roof for you and me,
A better version FSD,
The Hyper-Loop to reach DC,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Number One he promised me,
For all a precious Model 3,
A solar roof for you and me,
A better version FSD,
The Hyper-Loop to reach DC,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the AI promised me,
To neuralink your sweet baby,
For all a precious Model 3,
A solar roof for you and me,
A better version FSD,
The Hyper-Loop to reach DC,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
BUT-STILL NO DARNED UPDATE UNDER THE TREE!
The Twelve Days of (an Elon) Christmas
(sung, with difficulty, to the Americanized version of the old English song, "The Twelve Days of Christmas")
On the first day of Christmas, Mr. Elon promised me,
Yet no update under the tree.
On the second day of Christmas, he next then promised me,
Super charging be free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the third day of Christmas, he once more promised me,
Open source aplenty,
Super charging be free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Car-daddy promised me,
Robo taxis scary,
Open source aplenty,
Super charging be free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Mr. Musk he promised me,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Ol' Money Bags promised me,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my hero promised me,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the big guy promised me,
The Hyper-Loop to reach DC,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Mr. EM promised me,
A better version FSD,
The Hyper-Loop to reach DC,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Great Leader promised me,
A solar roof for you and me,
A better version FSD,
The Hyper-Loop to reach DC,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Number One he promised me,
For all a precious Model 3,
A solar roof for you and me,
A better version FSD,
The Hyper-Loop to reach DC,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
But no update was under the tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the AI promised me,
To neuralink your sweet baby,
For all a precious Model 3,
A solar roof for you and me,
A better version FSD,
The Hyper-Loop to reach DC,
Killer robots you will see,
Trucks both cyber- and semi-,
MARS COLONY!
Robo taxis soon,
Open source' a boon,
Super charging free,
BUT-STILL NO DARNED UPDATE UNDER THE TREE!
Happy holidays to all and, I wish, peace asap.
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