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  1. helvio

    FSD 11.3.2 on the Highway

    I didn't have latest 10.69 when that happened to me, but I'm pretty sure it would slam the gate. No speed reduction. I think it was I-95 for me too, going south to Myrtle Beach. Or back north, can't remember.
  2. helvio

    FSD 11.3.2 on the Highway

    haha!—happened to me, too. It's one of the 2 events that I cheerfully refer to as “times FSD tried to kill me”. The other one was similar: gate down on train tracks.
  3. helvio

    The Major Problem With FSD That Tesla Won’t Acknlowledge

    And then controlled testing is criticized because it doesn't represent reality lol Nonetheless, we have had both (Tesla simulations + Tesla reports + NHTSA reports). Tesla leads on survivability rates and is pretty high up there on crashes per kMiles, if my memory doesn't fail me. (But before...
  4. helvio

    Snippiness 2.0

    @ Mods: This is not snippy. I'll repost. It's pretty damn accurate if you ask me. Whatever dude. I don't even know why I am arguing with you. You're the only one who is disagreeing with me. Even after I addressed all the points, you still claim I said something I didn't. Your interpretation is...
  5. helvio

    HW4 leaked by @greentheonly - new cameras coming?

    This much we already know, unless green is wrong on his tweet (see original post on this thread). Also Elon stated no retrofitting because cost.
  6. helvio

    HW4 leaked by @greentheonly - new cameras coming?

    @EVNow told you! Shouldn’t have contradicted the head of engineering, finance, logistics and manufacturing of Tesla!
  7. helvio

    HW4 leaked by @greentheonly - new cameras coming?

    I’m not sure I follow. The main discussion is additional cameras in new places, referred to as new cameras. If you mean new as in higher res, or manufactured more recently, then yes I agree. Otherwise I’d like you to please expand on that because I’m interested on how you took the news in the...
  8. helvio

    HW4 leaked by @greentheonly - new cameras coming?

    Beware: he’s right; you’re wrong.
  9. helvio

    Snippiness 2.0

    Whatever dude. I don't even know why I am arguing with you. You're the only one who is disagreeing with me. Even after I addressed all the points, you still claim I said something I didn't. Your interpretation is wrong. Period, end of story. As for form factor. This is how I see you, now: But...
  10. helvio

    HW4 leaked by @greentheonly - new cameras coming?

    (moderator edit) I did not suggest it's a minor change. I did not suggest a thing. I linked to an article that says there's no additional cameras / different camera placements. (moderator edit) Yeah yeah... We all know that, after all you can't just make a 2016 model a 2020 model, of any car...
  11. helvio

    HW4 leaked by @greentheonly - new cameras coming?

    Wrong. See post #2 on this thread. Way to go cutting off my quote to your soul's desires. Elon was vague, Green was specific. Still, form factor if you interpret. "The first is that there will be no significant difference between how HW3 and HW4 performs in terms of Full Self-Driving" What...
  12. helvio

    HW4 leaked by @greentheonly - new cameras coming?

    I suggest what? What is your point? The computer FORM FACTOR is prohibitive, according to Elon / Green. I read nothing else as being a reason. HW2 was (IIRC) upgraded to HW3 in order to fulfill the promise of self driving capable hardware. Knowing that, HW3 was probably created in the same form...
  13. helvio

    HW4 leaked by @greentheonly - new cameras coming?

    notateslaapp: "Confirmed: Tesla HW4 Will Not Include New Cameras or Updated Placements" https://www.notateslaapp.com/news/1217/confirmed-tesla-hw4-will-not-include-bumper-cameras-or-new-placements Seems like HW4 is mostly designed to accommodate other vehicles (Semi?) that require more cameras...
  14. helvio

    HW4 leaked by @greentheonly - new cameras coming?

    I wouldn't jump to conclusions and would encourage people not to as well. This is interesting, and I'm sure we'll learn more come March 1st. It's unlikely (even impossible) they don't have satisfactory answers to these questions.
  15. helvio

    Elon now under (yet another) investigation by SEC over false self driving claims

    I guess I overestimated 🤷‍♂️ but still, close enough!
  16. helvio

    Elon now under (yet another) investigation by SEC over false self driving claims

    I beg to differ. My analogy was so good it basically needed no words at all. I bet if I posted just the picture, it would be understood.
  17. helvio

    Elon now under (yet another) investigation by SEC over false self driving claims

    For that specific case, I think a good analogy is Tesla cars and an add-on being the FSD package. But if you abstract that to "not getting what you thought you'd get, because advertisement vs product", I believe I have a good analogy for you: Big Mac.
  18. helvio

    Elon now under (yet another) investigation by SEC over false self driving claims

    You guys have a REALLY hard time with analogy, don't you?
  19. helvio

    Elon now under (yet another) investigation by SEC over false self driving claims

    It's funny how it always converges to that. We all know it, yet, some of us keep yelling “IT'S NOT DONE I SOLD MY CAR AND NEVER SAW IT I WANT MY MONEY BACK”. And then it dies. And then some Elon hating site throws him on the fire again, someone creates a thread that links to it, and we have the...
  20. helvio

    Elon now under (yet another) investigation by SEC over false self driving claims

    I like the Big Mac analogy better. Marketing / Advertisement 101. Yours was too long and specific, but I guess it has its own value, too. See, you had to explain yours in like 5-6 paragraphs, and I still don't get it. I posted a picture (almost out of context) and I think everyone knew instantly.
  21. helvio

    Elon now under (yet another) investigation by SEC over false self driving claims

    Thanks for adding that, I never heard the term, and it makes perfect sense to this context. All I see are my tax dollar and stonks being wasted lol
  22. helvio

    Elon now under (yet another) investigation by SEC over false self driving claims

    My whole point is: not only I don't care, but it doesn't matter. Mercedes-Benz had an ad for a self driving car in 2017. It's marketing. This investigation and McD and MB and and and all sum up butt hurt people that fell for advertisement.
  23. helvio

    Remember when Elon tweeted that the x/y would NOT be offered round wheel option?

    Found the (a related?) video from that! Not an OBD "clean" way to do it, but I guess it counts LOL
  24. helvio

    Remember when Elon tweeted that the x/y would NOT be offered round wheel option?

    I think today that would be prohibited. Or borderline. Brakes and Steer cannot be mechanically disconnected. Although, Toyota has a few cars out there with Steer by Wire (SbW). Elon hinted at progressive steering and then SbW before. In fact, I read somewhere that it's in the works, but don't...
  25. helvio

    Mercedes approved for ACTUAL self driving in the USA. And will accept responsibility.

    In one of the demo videos, I saw a MB engineer saying that they'd take responsibility for any accidents while on L3. All in all, I think this is great news! Not because I think this is a great technological accomplishment by MB, but a bureaucratic accomplishment, opening the door for other...
  26. helvio

    SF Bay Accident Surveillance Footage

    This. Everything else is FUD.
  27. helvio

    FSD 11.x on TeslaFi

    (Not) Thanks, but that's not what I wrote. If I can't have my words spoken, please delete the whole thread. EDIT: Also you can't type.
  28. helvio

    FSD 11.x on TeslaFi

    Well, the thread is here and will stay. I'm unwatching this. Also taking another break. You guys are always more inclined to discuss verbiage than the actual theme. We could be excited about Smart Summon and the funny ASS acronym for it. We could be excited that this is the first time a tracker...
  29. helvio

    FSD 11.x on TeslaFi

    My post clearly means it's on TeslaFi. Its existence is known. What happened to this forum? I remember exchanging news and experiences, now most people are just salty. No wonder I took a break. Look at the first 2 replies...
  30. helvio

    FSD 11.x on TeslaFi

    Internal tester only, but, it EXISTS! https://www.teslafi.com/firmware.php?detail=2022.44.25.20%20b65011
  31. helvio

    Auto park and summon no longer works for me!

    Same here, ever since 10.69.3, I was not able to autopark, even once. I won't argue if it's good or bad, but I used to use it almost daily at work lol
  32. helvio

    Yet another, AP fatality under investigation

    We all know that Tesla would be investigated "for not being smart enough to stop that"
  33. helvio

    Yet another, AP fatality under investigation

    True. And if I'm being honest, I haven't heard of a single car with those features.
  34. helvio

    Elon: FSD Beta tweets

    Kind of bummed to have to say this, but we all do. It's called a joke.
  35. helvio

    Yet another, AP fatality under investigation

    Sometimes I just want to ragequit:
  36. helvio

    Tesla (OS) Browser - Parental control missing

    Correct, so you can finish driving, put your car in your pocket and walk away with a clean conscience that it'll be safe-for-work-content-only when you decide to casually browse the internet on it. +1 Tesla please implement.
  37. helvio

    Boombox killed off - what’s next?

    Typing with my feet, hand are busy clapping.
  38. helvio

    What does FSD Beta Onboarding look like?

    That's really good I doubt you'll be left out!
  39. helvio

    What does FSD Beta Onboarding look like?

    Your chances look good! How many miles have you racked up?
  40. helvio

    What does FSD Beta Onboarding look like?

    You get a welcome email and an update at the exact same time when you're accepted. The fun part is accepting the terms in the car and driving for your Safety Score!
  41. helvio

    Boombox killed off - what’s next?

    We already lost entertainment for the passenger (Solitaire, Polytopia, Shoot em Up) - like passengers can't play on their phones / tablets? Now we lose Boombox which was really fantastic and underrated - like people can't open the window and scream? Please pick your votes more carefully next time.
  42. helvio

    10.8 FSD

    Beta is 10.5 while production is 10.2 :)
  43. helvio

    TPMS Fault (And service scheduled for 1 month out)

    Yes, they replaced it for me. Took a while but it was done.
  44. helvio

    So are we expecting 10.6 Sunday?

    10.6 is out. But it’s still the 2021.36 branch. 2021.36.8.9 to be exact.
  45. helvio

    So are we expecting 10.6 Sunday?

    Didn't we get 10.5 early? I would expect 10.6 by next weekend.