Apologize

[Traguar]

I feel I owe you all an apology, Today I have been out on a 140ish mile drive around the M25 and Nothing Happened.
NOA worked with all requested lane changes, there was no phantom braking, nothing fell off in the rain even autowipers worked flawlessly in all conditions from full sun, spray, heavy rain and snow. If I had to pick anything, Pandanoia did slow down to let traffic merge from the slip roads on two occasions but that was all.
As so many threads here seem to reflect negative experiences I felt I should apologize for letting you all down.
Of course - tomorrow the car will now explode.

 

[Neilman]

Nonsense, Teslas don't "explode" - they *might* suffer from a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly - but explode no

 

[Tigermad]

I feel I owe you all an apology, Today I have been out on a 140ish mile drive around the M25 and Nothing Happened.
NOA worked with all requested lane changes, there was no phantom braking, nothing fell off in the rain even autowipers worked flawlessly in all conditions from full sun, spray, heavy rain and snow. If I had to pick anything, Pandanoia did slow down to let traffic merge from the slip roads on two occasions but that was all.
As so many threads here seem to reflect negative experiences I felt I should apologize for letting you all down.
Of course - tomorrow the car will now explode.

Nice to see some positivity. Have you got the latest firmware installed? I think this has helped with the wipers.

 

[MrBadger]

I feel I owe you all an apology, Today I have been out on a 140ish mile drive around the M25 and Nothing Happened.

When I count to five, you will be wide awake, feeling good...
One...
you're beginning to come back...
Two...
feel the energy start flowing through your body...
Three...
more and more awake...
Four...
breathe in wakeful energy, clearing your head...
Five...
open your eyes, fully coming back, fully back, wide awake

 

[pgkevet]

..and tomorrow Elon's team of monkeys and word processors will finally write a new Shakespear play...

(well it might not be quite tomorrow and it will be a beta play..)

 

[Traguar]

Nice to see some positivity. Have you got the latest firmware installed? I think this has helped with the wipers.

Just waking the car up as she's gone off for her snooze - 2021.4.11 I think that's the latest? We seem to be about 10 days behind the first sighting of a release here

 

[Mr H]

The next 'update' will probably break everything.......

 

[GRiLLA]

Not accepted, it's apologise. Keep your z to yourself.

 

[Traguar]

If the car can haz a frunk, I can haz a z
Actually a few Z's seem a good idea, first Lizard rescue for a while makes a long day

 

[GRiLLA]

If the car can haz a frunk, I can haz a z

Stop now, you're only making it worse for yourself. The only acceptable -ize is lobotomize, as that's how we fix casual Americanisms.

 

[Type2]

Well I’m delighted to say my wipers were reassuringly crap this evening. Perfectly useless. So was the auto high beam. I do prefer familiar ground and I was worried they might have improved.

 

[Billbrown1982]

Honestly I'm in the same boat. I've driven a couple hundred miles now, on and off autopilot. No phantom breaking, wipers have been perfectly fine and we've had some super heavy rain lately. Its been a total pleasure.

Not tried auto headlights but honestly I think they are a stupid idea anyway. The amount of times I get blinded from other vehicles that are on auto (because the split second I put my headlights on theirs go off)