Check List for Prospective Passengers

[Kat Jacks]

"Have you followed any of the Kardashians on social media within the last two weeks?"

That's a keeper! I would hope the answer would be NO!

 

[Kat Jacks]

99. Are you a teenager? (instant disqualification)

Absolutely! What was I thinking to have omitted that one?!

 

[Kat Jacks]

8. Are you lactose intolerant and have had dairy in the last hour or two and NOT taken any Lactaid?

Yes, of course. I wasn't explicit enough about the 'beans' issue when I mentioned spices. Beans means don't even breath near my car.

 

[Kat Jacks]

On this day, September 29, 2021~~~~~
"it's too much work to take the truck.. just load the landscaping mulch in the car. Trunk, Frunk, back seat, front seat.. I don't care"

Oh my! I'm an avid flower gardener, but I'd pay for delivery of mulch. Yikes, not even one chunk of mulch near my Tesla.

 

[Kat Jacks]

10. Are you wearing a very fine hat or any other clothing that will stain my white seats?

For sure! No dark clothing with too much dye in fabric. In that case, wrap yourself in a white towel (lint free) to protect those beautiful white seats.

 

[Kat Jacks]

Sounds like 99% of people won't be able to get into your Tesla.

That's the idea. Not for the first year anyway. After that, I may consider $ bribes and chocolate (not to be eaten in the car of course).

 

[Kat Jacks]

Or want to!

True. Just as well, they can wave as I speed by in my Red Beauty.

 

[Kat Jacks]

Make sure they use the door release right next to the window switch. That’s the correct one to use. All the time.

Excellent point. Thanks!

 

[Kat Jacks]

OK, my type of question.
Has anyone in your family gone to KFC in the last 24 hours.
Underarms cleaned and gooped
Have you been to taco bell in the last 24 hours
Do you eat bacon

You will find someone that fits and after you smash the pedal,
look out for brown outs.

OMG! Maybe I'll have to get a cute stuffed animal to be my passenger.
Thanks for the good additions to my list!

 

[Kat Jacks]

Suntan lotion leaves these hazy smears on the upholstery and arm rests. Add that to your checklist.

Absolutely! Clean skin only--no potions, lotions or oils. Thanks.

 

[Kat Jacks]

So you have Coronavirus? Is probably the most important.

You are so right! Maybe I should do the forehead temperature process too. That will be at the top of the list.

 

[Kat Jacks]

It's like a thread filled with people who never have passengers because no passenger would dare bother getting in their car.....

"Oh you have all these rules for your Tesla? Thanks, but I'll drive my own Tesla."

You can buy a Tesla, but you can't buy class or common decency apparently.

Hum..... I'm not sure if that's a slam or not, but in any case, I have lots of people who have already requested a ride, and of course they will get one. But I stand firm on no wet or dirty shoes/clothing. I'll probably relax a bit after a few months, but now I just want to look at the car in my garage. Thanks for your comments.

 

[Kat Jacks]

Maybe those rules should just be boiled down to, “Stay out of my car.”

Alternately, the questions should start with:
1. Do you enjoy the feel of the wind whipping through your hair?
2. Do you have excellent grip strength?
3. Do you like the outdoors?
4. Do you have a low coefficient of drag?

Roof Rack.

Good ideas you have there! I just got my red M3 today and at one point 6 people were standing near my garage looking at it. And asking questions. I'm still smiling.

 

[Kat Jacks]

I have to haul young kids and babies around. The first thing I did with my white seats is treat them with 2 coats of Gyeon Leather Shield. Any messes simply wipe off with Gyeon Leather Cleaner Mild. If I tried to put the kids on the roof rack I'd be sleeping on the couch or worse.

Yeah, you have to transport the little cuties. It's great that you used the cleaner on the seats and that it cleans up easily. Roof rack ....maybe not such a good idea. You could sleep in your Tesla if needed.

 

[Kat Jacks]

Or a sense of humor?

We all have to smile at the quirky things in life. A sense of humor during these times is a must (and chocolate of course).

 

[RayK]

We all have to smile at the quirky things in life. A sense of humor during these times is a must (and chocolate of course).

As long as it's as large as Lenny the chocolate moose at Len Libby.

 

[Watts_Up]

Check List for Prospective Passengers

I believe this tread should be moved to SpaceX with the title:

Check List for Prospective Passengers to the ISS (International Space Station).​

 

[Kat Jacks]

As long as it's as large as Lenny the chocolate moose at Len Libby.

OMG I live about a mile from Len Libby's. I lived in the Bay area in late 70s, but in Maine since then. I'll raise a toast of chocolate to you next time I go to LL.

 

[RayK]

OMG I live about a mile from Len Libby's. I lived in the Bay area in late 70s, but in Maine since then. I'll raise a toast of chocolate to you next time I go to LL.

I was in Maine with my wife and older daughter and her boyfriend almost a year ago (Oct 2019). The kids bought an RV last year in Oregon and drove out to Caribou, Maine for the Summer (that's were he is from). We met them in Bangor and drove back down to Portland via the coast. Ended up in Old Orchard Beach for a couple of nights and one of our day trips was to Lenny Libby. Got some tasty candies there! I'll see if I can dig up a photo and post it here in a few minutes.

Here he is:

Taken 10/10/2019.

 

[Kat Jacks]

I was in Maine with my wife and older daughter and her boyfriend almost a year ago (Oct 2019). The kids bought an RV last year in Oregon and drove out to Caribou, Maine for the Summer (that's were he is from). We met them in Bangor and drove back down to Portland via the coast. Ended up in Old Orchard Beach for a couple of nights and one of our day trips was to Lenny Libby. Got some tasty candies there! I'll see if I can dig up a photo and post it here in a few minutes.

So cool! Boyfriend is from "the county" and way up there in Maine. I bet he likes CA better weather wise.