I am a pretty smart guy, but a moron when it comes to electricity. I have been following this thread and my head spins. I didn't know if I should start my own thread because my question is a little different, but I'll try here.
I am having an electrician run a 240v line from my breaker to the garage where I will put in a NEMA 14-50 outlet. I haven't decided on whether I'll get the SR+ or the LR. I can see that I have a 30 and a 20 amp free on my breaker next to each other. Would I be ok with 50 amps if I were going to get the LR model 3 or do I need 60 as recommended by Tesla? Or is that just if I were using their Wall Charger? If I use 50, does that just mean that I will get a slower charge on the LR or is there a chance for all the bad things I read here?
Remember, I'm a moron, I might not understand if you belittle me for not understanding.
All great questions! Clearly you have done some research and are not a moron. ;-) This should be a safe place to ask questions!
So if you get the SR+ the charger (which is onboard the car) can do a max of 32 amps. If you get the LR it can do a max of 48 amps (if you feed it a power source that can provide that).
The UMC Gen 2 (the cord that comes with the car) can do a max of 32 "amps. So if you want to *max* your charging ability and you get the LR, you will need to buy some additional EVSE like the "Wall Connector. Even if you get just the SR+, I am a huge fan of buying something to dedicate at home so you can keep a UMC in the car with you at all times (though I have never needed my UMC unplanned - lots of folks just take it with them when going somewhere they know they will need it like an overnight trip to a friends house or vacation home).
So your fundamental decision will need to be whether you buy a "Wall Connector" and hardwire that, OR if you just get a NEMA plug installed and use a UMC.
Then you need to decide what size branch circuit and wire to deploy to feed your NEMA plug or Wall Connector. If you just do a NEMA plug with the UMC you could do a 15a, a 20a, a 30a, a 40a, or a 50a circuit (with various receptacle types and adapters that Tesla sells for $35 each). Generally we recommend a NEMA 14-50 on a 50a circuit (using the following directions) unless you don't have enough capacity in your panel/service as determined by a "load calculation". (note that this is different than determining if you have enough physical space in the panel)
https://www.tesla.com/sites/default.../NEMA_14-50_installation_guide_NA_US_2017.pdf
If you want go go the Wall Connector route (I personally love my Wall Connector a lot and recommend it often - it is only a little more $$$ compared to buying a second UMC), then you can install it on a 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, or 100 amp breaker depending on what capacity you have available on your electrical service, how much future proofing you want to do, and how much money you want to spend.
If you do get the LR and have enough capacity, then there is a good chance I would recommend a Wall Connector on a 60a circuit which (due to the 80% derate for continuous loads) will let you charge at the full 48a rate the car is capable of. This is precisely what I did. 6 AWG copper in conduit surface mounted from my panel to the Wall Connector outside.
Oh, and we have not talked about your driving habits... Depending on how much you drive and with what patterns you might be fine enough with a 20a 240v circuit, or we might advise you to go all the way to the 60a 240v circuit with a Wall Connector (but a 14-50 is a very good middle ground FWIW).
I should also address your comment about having a "30a and a 20a free". Are you saying you have a couple unused 240v breakers already in the panel? 240v breakers are the "double wide" ones typically as they need to touch two poles on the bus bar in the panel. 120v ones are half the width of the 240v ones. As long as you have a pair of spots next to each other you can install any 240v breaker from 15a to 100a in that spot (typically - exceptions may apply). Also, even if you think all your spots are full there are often ways we can shift things around to install "tandem" breakers that let you have to breakers in the place of a single one so it helps increase the density.
If you post pictures of all your panels we may be able to help provide some more advice!
Good luck and here is to hoping you get your car soon! They really are AMAZING!