I know you're joking, but I really do find that my windows get dirtier in the Leaf because I never stop somewhere with ready-to-use window cleaning tools (and now that Mass has allowed pumps that stay on unattended, I'd even be able to use them while filling!). I also do see my grocery fuel points gong to waste, unless I remember to take my wife's car shopping
I keep a nice gas station style squeegee in my frunk and a spray bottle of window cleaner plus a roll of shop towels. Frunks are awesome.
Figured out that "issue" on our first road trip and had to stop at a gas station to clean my windshield on my S. Felt weird to pull her into a gas station slot and "EV" block the station.