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Tesla One Liners

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Liz G, Jun 8, 2013.

  1. Liz G

    Liz G P03056

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    I was thinking about some of the sayings that people come up with concerning the Model S and thought it might be fun to start a thread on these.

    So to start it off here are the 2 favorites of mine that I've thought of. Look forward to reading others contribution.


    - I've seen the future and it's parked in my drive way.

    - Red lights equal launch windows.
     
  2. keys

    keys Member

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    "I have a Tesla" ;)
     
  3. Ven Rala

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    Not really a one liner, but :
    "What car is that?"
    "Tesla"
    "Who makes it?"
    "Tesla"

    I've done this one too many times to count.
     
  4. Zythryn

    Zythryn MS 70D, MX 90D

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    Instant, effortless performance.
     
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  6. Liz G

    Liz G P03056

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    Having had that conversation a number of times myself, I've started phrasing my answer this way.

    "It's the Model S by Tesla"
     
  7. stevezzzz

    stevezzzz R;SigS;P85D;SigX

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    I like to sum up the Tesla experience for people with this line:

    "No muss, no fuss: just GO!"
     
  8. BryanW

    BryanW R#664, Model S#1526

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    ^^^This.

    After showing other parts of the car, then opening the frunk, I get asked, "There's no engine, how does it go?"

    I simply respond, "It runs on magic."
     
  9. agileone

    agileone CDN P#40

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    Here's mine : "After driving a Tesla, everything else feels like a farm tractor"
     
  10. Doug_G

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    I've tried that, I end up back in Van Rala's loop again. :frown:
     
  11. Ven Rala

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    Off topic, but I had a little girl scream today when she saw the handles come out and then yell out "It's Magic!"
     
  12. brianman

    brianman Burrito Founder

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    "The only car in its class."
     
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    "There's a hamster and a hamster wheel up front"
     
  14. brianman

    brianman Burrito Founder

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    And there's a follow-up...

    "The only car in its class, just like Tesla's other vehicle."
     
  15. MikeL

    MikeL some guy

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    "if gasoline was FREE, I'd still buy a Tesla"
     
  16. Ven Rala

    Ven Rala Member

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    You got that right!
     
  17. Andrew

    Andrew Model S #6151

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    I've repeated these probably a hundred times since I got ours:

    "It's like driving the future."

    "It's like driving an iPad."

    "It's the car I've wanted since I was fifteen... it just didn't exist until now."

    "We love it!"
     
  18. RclKag

    RclKag BC CND P85+

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    Silent But Deadly.
     
  19. SCW-Greg

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    My Son (8) after I launched it... "Whoooohooooo!!! This is like a roller coaster ride on the road, Dad!"

    My Son at the Get Amped Tour last year, "Dad this is like the car from the future!"
     
  20. Ven Rala

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    One word I keep using: "Amazing"
     

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