Tesla One Liners

[Liz G]

I was thinking about some of the sayings that people come up with concerning the Model S and thought it might be fun to start a thread on these.

So to start it off here are the 2 favorites of mine that I've thought of. Look forward to reading others contribution.


- I've seen the future and it's parked in my drive way.

- Red lights equal launch windows.

 

[keys]

"I have a Tesla"

 

[Ven Rala]

Not really a one liner, but :
"What car is that?"
"Tesla"
"Who makes it?"
"Tesla"

I've done this one too many times to count.

 

[Zythryn]

Instant, effortless performance.

 

[NigelM]

These ones are mostly SpaceX but funny nonetheless: http://s**telonsays.com/

 

[Liz G]

Not really a one liner, but :
"What car is that?"
"Tesla"
"Who makes it?"
"Tesla"

I've done this one too many times to count.

Having had that conversation a number of times myself, I've started phrasing my answer this way.

"It's the Model S by Tesla"

 

[stevezzzz]

I like to sum up the Tesla experience for people with this line:

"No muss, no fuss: just GO!"

 

[BryanW]

Not really a one liner, but :
"What car is that?"
"Tesla"
"Who makes it?"
"Tesla"

I've done this one too many times to count.

^^^This.

After showing other parts of the car, then opening the frunk, I get asked, "There's no engine, how does it go?"

I simply respond, "It runs on magic."

 

[agileone]

Here's mine : "After driving a Tesla, everything else feels like a farm tractor"

 

[Doug_G]

Having had that conversation a number of times myself, I've started phrasing my answer this way.

"It's the Model S by Tesla"

I've tried that, I end up back in Van Rala's loop again. :frown:

 

[Ven Rala]

Off topic, but I had a little girl scream today when she saw the handles come out and then yell out "It's Magic!"

 

[brianman]

"The only car in its class."

 

[4sevens.com]

"There's a hamster and a hamster wheel up front"

 

[brianman]

"The only car in its class."

And there's a follow-up...

"The only car in its class, just like Tesla's other vehicle."

 

[MikeL]

"if gasoline was FREE, I'd still buy a Tesla"

 

[Ven Rala]

"if gasoline was FREE, I'd still buy a Tesla"

You got that right!

 

[Andrew]

I've repeated these probably a hundred times since I got ours:

"It's like driving the future."

"It's like driving an iPad."

"It's the car I've wanted since I was fifteen... it just didn't exist until now."

"We love it!"

 

[RclKag]

Silent But Deadly.

 

[SCW-Greg]

My Son (8) after I launched it... "Whoooohooooo!!! This is like a roller coaster ride on the road, Dad!"

My Son at the Get Amped Tour last year, "Dad this is like the car from the future!"

 

[Ven Rala]

One word I keep using: "Amazing"