Sounds like a lot of excuses. Tesla needs to fix it. My S woke within 5-15 seconds each try.
You feel this way, and you have other posters here who hammer and hammer and hammer (and HAMMER) away at tesla because "I lost 5 miles of range in vampire drain yesterday, and thats too much".
I bet that the model 3 currently does much better than your model s that woke up in 5-15 seconds as far as energy usage while sleep.
What really needs to happen is they should have a toggle in the app somewhere were people can turn OFF "deep sleep" or whatever for those that dont care or dont want it like yourself. I would rather it stay the way it is right now if the alternative is to toggle the other way and make the car wake up faster, but increase its vampire drain... and I am virtually certain that is the trade off.
It only takes that long to wake up when it is deeply asleep.
The other fix for this would be easier I would think, which would be to just have the app pretend its away, let you make your changes etc, and then have the car respond when it wakes up. Most of the angst seems to come because someone is staring at the app screen saying "waking up".