I just heard some pretty big news.
Looks like sometime in Q2 Claptronics is coming out with the new FlabAttak 6
w/ Opto-Thumpers. Word has is this bad boy delivers a PUNISHING 1500 s/pm over a broad radius of 10” on a shorties soon to be black and blue bottom. They use a type of vegan faux beaver paw to simulate the real thing. This will allow us to spank competitively well into 2022. I hear that none other than famed Toilet Boy himself will be at the product launch and will be demoing the first model of an breakthrough product series by Claptronics.
Stay tuned next Quarter for new and exciting details.