There's a lot of serious issues with this latest article. Robb Holland writes:
"For comparison, I could just about get four laps of the Nordschleife out of a tuned 400 horsepower Ford Focus RS. The P100D+’s output isn’t known, but it’s likely significantly more than that."
Um,
the power output IS known, and with precision, turn by turn, for the entire course.
Tesla tweeted this graph labeled
Mechanical Power [kw] for each point on the course from their telemetry: (tweeted on Sep 19, Jalopnik published on Sep 21 so no excuses)
Reading the graph, we can see that max power was 500 kw, and that was achieved at numerous points throughout the entire course. Full throttle at the exit of each corner, heavy regen going into the next corner, just like a proper EV racecar would do.
And there's further
bonus points missed by Robb Holland: The graph shows no power rollback during the lap, so we know there was
no overheating. But that analysis escaped Jalopnik.
Then, Holland's article piles this dreamy falsehood onto their growing heap of errors:
"Tesla claims that when it returns next month, it could get closer to seven minutes and five seconds. But the automaker’s released no video or data or anything to back this up, so for now, it’s just a claim on Twitter."
This statement is comically false. Tesla's tweet from Sep 19 literally says:
"Here’s some of our initial Model S Plaid data to keep you buzzing until we return".
Tesla also provided this telemetry augmenting the lap times: (apparently '
physicks' is different in Germany, and just plain
unintelligible at Jalopnik)
This article actually raises some larger issues with Jalopnik: (author and editors both)
- does Jalopnik not understand that 500 kw is equal to 670 mechanical hp?
- are they deliberately ignoring data that makes their storyline less compelling?
- do they even comprehend the density of data Telsa provided for Plaid laps?
Clowns. At this point, the only thing missing from this comedy sketch by Jalopnik is the big red nose. At least they're already wearing their useless floppy shoes, now on public display in this latest article.
Jalopnik: the Place for *BS*. That was a Hard fail.
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Finally, Tesla said the telemetry data in their tweet should keep us buzzing for a month. That's how long it'd take to extract the data, tabularize it, and do proper physics analysis. You know, applying F=MA and all that
"data or anything to back this up"? Any bets that when a proper data analysis comes, it won't be from Robb Holland and Jalopnik?
Cheers!