Tesla, TSLA & the Investment World: the Perpetual Investors' Roundtable

[Artful Dodger]

Attention Investors - This is what 'winning' looks like:

Elon Musk
@ChillMichelle and @Tesla

"Yes, California approved, but an unelected county official illegally overrode. Also, all other auto companies in US are approved to resume. Only Tesla has been singled out. This is super messed up!"

1:23 PDT · May 11, 2020​

 

[hershey101]

Elon Musk on Twitter

"Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me."

Well Elon's ready with some boxing gloves at the factory.

 

[LN1_Casey]

Elon Musk on Twitter

Welp.

Edit: ugh, other's beat me to it.

Also, I am surprised that anyone would be "confused" whether Tesla was up and running (looking at you, Redell) when there are literal trucks of Teslas leaving the factory.

 

[juanmedina]

This stock has way too much drama and I had stock since 2014

 

[StealthP3D]

Does it even need to be 1 dollar? I thought even 1 cent would qualify, as long as it's positive.

Oh hell, Tesla could lose a few million this quarter and the committee members of SP500 would probably make an exception because of COVID-19. Because there are a lot of companies in the SP500 that aren't looking too good and they would like to get rid of sooner rather than later.

 

[Chunky Jr.]

Just stick a flower in each car and claim they are building really expensive mobile vases.

 

[powertoold]

Just stick a flower in each car and claim they are building really expensive mobile vases.

It's easier than that. Just put a bag of chips in each car.

 

[avoigt]

One for the history books

 

[StealthP3D]

Elon Musk on Twitter

Welp.

Elon WANTS to be arrested! He would instantly become a hero to millions of locked down Americans.

Unfortunately, even I don't believe they are THAT out of touch at Alameda County offices. It's already bad enough.

 

[jerry33]

Oh hell, Tesla could lose a few million this quarter and the committee members of SP500 would probably make an exception because of COVID-19. Because there are a lot of companies in the SP500 that aren't looking too good and they would like to get rid of sooner rather than later.

I would like to think that way, but I'm rather afraid that the exception will be "Tesla makes a profit and still isn't allowed". This is, unfortunately, not about the company and it's financials but about the power of vested interests.

 

[jerry33]

Elon WANTS to be arrested! He would instantly become a hero to millions of locked down Americans.

Unfortunately, even I don't believe they are THAT out of touch at Alameda County offices. It's already bad enough.

True, but we'll miss his Tweets.

 

[Singuy]

One for the history books
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The one and only. Can't expect anything less.

 

[Artful Dodger]

Does it even need to be 1 dollar? I thought even 1 cent would qualify, as long as it's positive.

...while Tesla Accounting reports earnings to the nearest million dollars. Don't think it matters though; if its that close they will make it happen.

 

[Singuy]

Elon WANTS to be arrested! He would instantly become a hero to millions of locked down Americans.

Unfortunately, even I don't believe they are THAT out of touch at Alameda County offices. It's already bad enough.

People called him insane for saying people will get rested for breaking the shelter in place rules. This is literally a win win. Push those buttons. Cali will have a riot if a swat team swarm in to arrest Elon.

 

[trix]

Elon gets arrested will make a good meme. The world will be talking about it for a long time. I'm bullish! Time to buy in!

 

[Quesder]

This stock has way too much drama and I had stock since 2014

Me too... and my return up to 2019 Jun was negative. Fortunately I hold up to now.

 

[TheGrimSweeper]

Elons speech today:

 

[Driver Dave]

Elon says:

I'm holding a royal flush called "jobs" and am going all in.

Your move Alameda.

 

[feigen66]

Elon is like Jesus. Crucifixion only elevates his status.

 

[StealthP3D]

This most recent runup has caused a number of people to sell all or some of their shares. You can tell who they are by looking for symptoms of FOMOitis. This happens every time Tesla has a major increase in value. It's as predictable as the sun rising. And then they have the gall to tell us that the ones still holding their shares are the ones being unreasonable, that we don't know how to value a company! The overall market values the shares, not you or I individually.

Personally, I think TSLA probably is due for a correction. But to think that means it's wise to sell now is pure idiocy.