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If everyone buy shares and puts, tsla will be worth infinity. Calls should be burned with fire.With the SP at $780 this morning, MMs stood to payout an extra $384M in Options contracts expiring in 2 days.
With the SP at $732 by the Close, MM's payout stood at just $19M extra vs. their minimum payout (MaxPain 715).
I'd say that's +$365M for a hard day's shorting by MMs. Free money.
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This is a good thing, really. Good for Tesla, and for TSLA hodlers.I've been discussing cars with some taycan owners and people waiting for one and... omg. Its like a reality distortion field around these people. The Taycan MUST be better than the model S because... I dunno... reasons?
I'm told very clearly by them that the taycan is the same spec but you get a much higher quality car for a bit more money.... when the specs are not VAGUELY comparable (the taycan is laughably inferior in many metrics), the taycan has no supercharger network, and no OTA updates, and the price is stupidly higher...
And when i point out the vast difference in top spec WLTP ranges, I am assured that it is 'common knowledge by everyone' that tesla overstates their range and porsche understate it...
the WLTP figures...
MUST be wrong!
And if they are wrong, it must be tesla who lie, and porsche (part of the VAG mess who should be imprisoned for lying about dieselgate) who are just being super chivalrous and modest and understating...
What drugs are people on that they swallow all this? honestly feel sorry for people whose blind hatred (i suspect mostly jealousy) of Elon Musk is so strong that they believe all this crap. If this is the kind of lies and hand-wavey nonsense that people are having to resort to in order to buy a taycan, it makes me think the plaid is going to absolutely vaporize the profits of the 'luxury' car makers. Its going to cost a LOT of media-bribes to get people to keep parroting this FUD.
Not to belabor this stuff too much, but apparently Elon made a joke response to Ford's CEO (Jim Farley) with a Chris Farley... Who was Jim's cousin...
Yeah let's check out all the positive headlines I'm sure will follow after Tesla release a FSD subscription service more expensive than expected and FSD is not even out.FSD is a thing you can buy right now. (and has been for years)
The subscription gives you that thing on a subscription basis.
No button needed.
Now, it won't make much sense for EAP owners to get it (other than maybe HW3 depending on the terms).... but for basic AP owners FSD adds a bunch of features right now, today.... autopark, summon both basic and advanced, NoA, auto lane changes, stop sign/light response, etc...
Navigate on Autopilot (limited access highways) is high confidence. Autopilot for city streets is not. So subscription gives you the former.I don’t understand the timeline.
how can the FSD subscription be in May but the button or Beta wide release be after that?
Hopefully it's tiered as in there's eap sub only or else no one subscribes to software in a preorder fashion. Subscription should give you everything you paid for, not for anything coming out in the future.Navigate on Autopilot (limited access highways) is high confidence. Autopilot for city streets is not. So subscription gives you the former.
14 | ARKK | 04/14/2021 | Sell | TSLA | 88160R101 | TESLA INC | 185,712 | 0.5531 |
24 | ARKW | 04/14/2021 | Sell | TSLA | 88160R101 | TESLA INC | 57,043 | 0.5881 |
I don't really get your point, TBH, but I think we both, and pretty much everyone who reads this, will agree that the US dealer model sucks
Elon tweet reminds me of this
ARK Sold
14 ARKK 04/14/2021 Sell TSLA 88160R101 TESLA INC 185,712 0.553124 ARKW 04/14/2021 Sell TSLA 88160R101 TESLA INC 57,043 0.5881
ARK Sold
14 ARKK 04/14/2021 Sell TSLA 88160R101 TESLA INC 185,712 0.553124 ARKW 04/14/2021 Sell TSLA 88160R101 TESLA INC 57,043 0.5881
Wow ARK, I bailed on COIN quick once I saw frenzy wasn’t materializing. They really must have lost some serious dough!
Just speculation here, but assuming ARK sold at today's midpoint of ~$755 (daily range $728-$780), it's possible ARK took the opportunity to scale its TSLA weighting in ARKK & ARKW back closer to 10% while redeploying that capital into shares of Coinbase.
ARKK - 185,712 shares * $755 = $140,212,560ARKW - 57,043 shares * $755 = $43,067,465
Those who follow Cathie/ARK closely "knew" ARK would be all over Coinbase once it became public.
Further, Cathie has consistently stated that when ARK's market outlook is positive, ARK deploys its capital across a broader number of names, whereas when ARK's market outlook is negative, ARK reduces exposure to its lower conviction holdings in favor of buying the dips and re-concentrating in its highest conviction names, eg Tesla.
Okay what the heck is happening today? Can someone please explain? I know it’s TSLA, but what on earth?
I had a woman tell me she was going to buy a Rivian and another tell me her husband was buying a Taycan. I told them both the same thing I tell anyone who intends to buy some other EV than a Tesla: “Any EV is good EV."I've been discussing cars with some taycan owners and people waiting for one and... omg. Its like a reality distortion field around these people. The Taycan MUST be better than the model S because... I dunno... reasons?
I'm told very clearly by them that the taycan is the same spec but you get a much higher quality car for a bit more money.... when the specs are not VAGUELY comparable (the taycan is laughably inferior in many metrics), the taycan has no supercharger network, and no OTA updates, and the price is stupidly higher...
And when i point out the vast difference in top spec WLTP ranges, I am assured that it is 'common knowledge by everyone' that tesla overstates their range and porsche understate it...
the WLTP figures...
MUST be wrong!
And if they are wrong, it must be tesla who lie, and porsche (part of the VAG mess who should be imprisoned for lying about dieselgate) who are just being super chivalrous and modest and understating...
What drugs are people on that they swallow all this? honestly feel sorry for people whose blind hatred (i suspect mostly jealousy) of Elon Musk is so strong that they believe all this crap. If this is the kind of lies and hand-wavey nonsense that people are having to resort to in order to buy a taycan, it makes me think the plaid is going to absolutely vaporize the profits of the 'luxury' car makers. Its going to cost a LOT of media-bribes to get people to keep parroting this FUD.
You’re the best!!When shaq's away, the cats will play?
Tesla doesn't have the features they find important, which is exclusivity.I had a woman tell me she was going to buy a Rivian and another tell me her husband was buying a Taycan. I told them both the same thing I tell anyone who intends to buy some other EV than a Tesla: “Any EV is good EV."
Nobody wants to hear arguments against the car they want or have decided to buy. I try to only volunteer them if the car in question is an ICE car.
Who needs headlines?Yeah let's check out all the positive headlines I'm sure will follow after Tesla release a FSD subscription service more expensive than expected and FSD is not even out.