Damn. On days like today I wonder if the stock is going to $100 before $300.
My predictions (for entertainment
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the coming weeks/months:
1) Q4 '23 financial results will be a disappointment. Wallstreet and MSM will salivate over this and publish a lot of articles with clickbaity headlines claiming the Tesla bubble has burst!
2)
End of Januari: $TSLA dips below $100
3) Februari Elon converts his options into shares. Pays his taxes on the capital gains. He now owns 21% of Tesla
4)
March: Delaware judge makes a ruling on the Tornetta vs Musk case
5) New compensation package confirmed by the board. Elon bonuses linked to Tesla achieving market cap of 10 Trillion and gives him the opportunity of owning >28% of Tesla
6)
Mid March: Elon tweets cryptic messages about a new model coming. $TSLA recovers back above $200
7) Tesla announces Model 2 presentation date begin April. Built using Optimus robots on the line. Lowest cost model. Hypervolume car
8) Analyst upgrades incoming!
9)
April 1st: $TSLA goes above $300 again
10)
24/4/20 Whole Mars on X livestreams coast-to-coast on FSD v12.4
11) Model 2 announced, together with Tesla Van.
12)
End of June: FED cuts rates, $TSLA closes above $420 on Elons birthday
13)
July: Texas initial production line in testing stage for M2 and RoboTaxi
14) Elon announces birth of a new child.
15) CATL announces high volume of M3P cells, used for Model Y, 3 and 2. Model Y Refresh launched
16) A Youtuber films first crash on FSD 12.5. $TSLA crashes 20% in one day. Black Swan event
17) Tesla added new videoclips, retrains and launches FSD 12.6.
18)
August: Panasonic announces first deliveries of their 4680 cells to go into future Tesla models
19) Tesla announces Semi ramp up.
20)
September CyberCel v3 released. Smaller Cybertruck announced, goes international. HW5 and Robotaxi Launch.
21)
December: Texas pumps out first model 2 cars. $TSLA rockets above $1000!!!!