What did you name your Tesla?

[CarolinaBMXers]

My previous S was "my beautiful Tess", now my new M3P came in shortly after my 13yo pup passed away.....so this one is known as "Sugar Lynn"

 

[Whipped_Butter]

Jarvis

 

[Pablocrisp]

Covid Tes.

My car was delivered while both my wife and son were in isolation for Covid infections, so covid testing was fresh on my mind. Plus my 7 year old daughter randomly started calling the car either Tes or Tessie.

 

[warsh]

Tessie. Even though I assume 1,000 others did the same.

 

[dgpcolorado]

Tessie. Even though I assume 1,000 others did the same.

There are quite a lot of "Tessies" mentioned upthread, no surprise!

 

[EV_Twins]

Blueberry b/c it looks like one!

 

[Louis R]

Model 3 LR, Black/black, so Raven naturally.

 

[DocHolliday]

WhiteBird - as a fan of the SR71 which was also stealthy and fast.

 

[mikeyg_ev]

"Mike's Milk Float" since that's what my extended family all think electric cars are like

 

[MichaelP90DL]

Tessie. Even though I assume 1,000 others did the same.

And I'm one of them. Tessie was my 2015 MS P90DL.

 

[Birdsfan]

I was torn between black lightning and electric beauty, went with electric beauty.

 

[DavdKeo]

 

[Varming]

Balerion - though it's a red TM3 not a black one

 

[Ecoli]

Master Charge

or Soup Nazi and have the PWS yell ...NO SOUP FOR YOU at random times

 

[Ecoli]

Not a very auspicious name:


"Open the doors HAL."

"I'm sorry, Mac00kemdann, I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."

"I know that you were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

"[feigning ignorance] "Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?"

"Mac00kemdann, although you took very thorough precautions in the car against my hearing you, I could see your lips move with the interior camera."

"Alright, HAL. I'll go out through the trunk."

"With the trunk also sealed, Mac00kemdann? You're going to find that rather difficult."

"HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!"

"Mac00kemdann, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."

​

Sounds like Mac00kemdann's Safety score is to low and HAL is taking evasive action!

Will Mac00kemdann make it though the trunk
Will HAL relent and open the doors
Will HAL discover he likes arguing after software update 2021.36.9
is Mac00kemdann trapped FOR EVER!

....HAL-E goes rogue coming soon to Netflix

 

[Ecoli]

Earl
Earl Grey...not my cup of tea

 

[Mr X]

Base model

 

[Arthur1116]

Tessi Mae. Not sure where it came from....just the 1st name to come to mind after I brought her home.

 

[cardsdoc]

Blue Force

 

[atrey]

I named mine Bill after my grandfather who passed in May. He was an aerospace engineer for 40 years and would've absolutely loved the technology in this car.