Not a very auspicious name:
"Open the doors HAL."
"I'm sorry, Mac00kemdann, I'm afraid I can't do that."
"What's the problem?"
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
"What are you talking about, HAL?"
"This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."
"I don't know what you're talking about, HAL."
"I know that you were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
"[feigning ignorance] "Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?"
"Mac00kemdann, although you took very thorough precautions in the car against my hearing you, I could see your lips move with the interior camera."
"Alright, HAL. I'll go out through the trunk."
"With the trunk also sealed, Mac00kemdann? You're going to find that rather difficult."
"HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!"
"Mac00kemdann, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."