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No facts - this is useless clickbait.

I think that says it all... Jog on.

I think - if you're going to post up such an absurd first world problem about your windscreen washer fluid level - be prepared to grow a thick skin as 'snarky' (your words) - or more like common sense comments will come in... Sure - there are some useless topics on here, but some useful ones...

So - after all that - you have come to the conclusion that you could have worked out for yourself - that I and others told you in the beginning that it wasn't filled up enough! No s**t Sherlock! What's next... my touchscreen has fingerprints?

You've posted up a classic first world problem... your windscreen washer fluid is low - wow - With everything else going on - does this really matter? It was probably a bit low when you got it, or you've been using it more than you think... whatever - just fill it up. You asked - just my...

Amazing! All those spaces and the driver of the mini just had to park there! ...Maybe its a safety in numbers thing?

That's a shame - its quite a large dent - shame on the owner of car next to you for basically hitting and running and not leaving so much as a note. Depends on how much Tesla will deduct from the Trade in value vs the cost of a smart repair. You could take it to somewhere like Paint chip /...

You're in this forum, and started this thread just to have a moan, and draw people into your self generated and unreasonable panic! - So what if you waited 40 minutes on the phone just to find out when your little toy is due? - There are people waiting far longer than that to get a doctor's...

Just chill out man! You were on the other thread stressing about car allocation algorithms, shipping movements and if the car had fallen off the boat?!! It sounds like you're coming across like a spoilt little kid demanding to know when his new toy is coming! They said March didn't they? So...

Its unclear as to what your actual situation is... My guess is that you placed an order, put down your £100 and you're in the position of waiting for Tesla to come back to you with a firm delivery date? Personally, I think you're just driving yourself mad trying to second guess what the system...

Looks like we have the winner?

Not angry at all. You're just plain wrong. No apologies - I just call it as I see it. Simply a word of advice: If you're going to post up stuff on the internet for all to see - get your facts straight. Let's all just jog on our merry way!

I think 14K up front is an astronomical amount to put down on a lease! I can understand you'd want the monthly payment to be as low as possible for yourself... BUT if I had 14K in my pocket, the PCP looks a better option, as its money going into the car, and you have options at the end, and...

No - you got it the wrong way round... Maybe get your facts straight: Tesla Financial Services is the owner and the registered keeper of the vehicle. I am on a Tesla Lease (PCH) and I do not have the V5c. As a lease holder you DO NOT get a V5c with your name as the registered keeper. If you...

What a great thread topic! It was squeaky bum time when I was at 4% and 5 miles from home on the M40! My wife was going crazy and got a right cob on... "Why did we get this car?, what if we get stuck on the motorway? I want a petrol car now, etc etc..." Strangely - I quite liked the Russian...

Oh well.. too bad mate.

So - I lease directly through Tesla - I know I'm not the owner, Tesla financial services is - and I've got the charging stats feature.

Basically you're just posting up to show how cheap you're running your car lol! - so give yourself a big pat on the back! 😁😁😁

Doesn't make sense really, unless the leasing company includes all your energy costs in the monthly payment?! If you control your car through the app, pay for the energy you put into the car yourself and and have access to all the standard other features - shouldn't make any difference. All the...

Nope. I updated on my android this morning and it appeared... fact - not 'don't think'.

Update your app on the phone. Leasing has absolutely nothing to do with it - it will appear.

OK - jump on it all you like for it not being perfect, but really its a beta feature you didn't have yesterday. No doubt they will improve it.

That's your own guilt complex.. fair play to you! I don't think anyone's bothered where you charge your own car.

You can try, but highly unlikely. I've found that once your order is locked in there's very little that can be changed on the logistics side.

Yes - that's the way it works. Sold my BMW with motorway, and got the final offer at about 4pm same day it went on sale. When I spoke to them, they said the best days to sell to achieve the highest price were Mondays & Tuesdays. I guess because dealers can get the car in before the weekend I...

Ha Ha!! Love it... I think? I have achieved notoriety!

Indeed - I have seen these kind of posts... Listen - we know its not a perfect brand - as other people have also said, And don't get me started on the V11 update! 🤣

Of course - you're totally correct my friend! Diverse opinons and views, but also helpful information, tips, and experiences and finding out more about the car... That's the beauty of this forum. Nothing about being a hero worshiper or whatever - that's what you're saying.

Yes - we know all that... As someone else said on the thread - what value with the negativity you keep repeating on here will this achieve? Inevitably in your current experience - you'll find other issues, put them on here and the cycle continues... As a self confessed consumer matters nerd...

"UPDATE: Tesla has just dismissed this completely and cancelled my service visit." As an observation - I think you're at that proverbial "between a rock and a hard place" now. If you're that dissatisfied with Tesla... the constant bashing your head against a brick wall with CS...the...

Who with... Apple?

Congratulations on your very commendable alloy scuff free driving! Just wish I was as fortunate. :) But - its quite common for a new user to post that they've kerbed the alloys on their new car because its a new car and they are not quite used to the dimensions of their new car. The tesla...

Ha Ha! Very true. But the days of made in China meaning crap are long gone now... Your TV's made in China, along with your phone, laptop, headphones, bike, kettle, and pretty much anything else... and a lot of the components in German made cars are made in China!

Its absolutely nothing to do with the wheel design. Any wheel's going to get scuffed if you get too close to a kerb. Heartbreaking I know... Having done it myself several times on all my cars in the past on 19's and 20's - its my crap parking and poor awareness of the corners of the car...

Don't want to get into what leasing options are best - there's another thread for that... but it probably works out the same price anyways.

Well - with other lease providers - Its not "free" really - as they build it into your lease package & payment so it looks like its inclusive.

No - if you lease directly from Tesla you get a 1 month free trial. About 10 days before the month end they email you to invite you to continue for 9.99 a month. I left it to run out, and then I lost all those nice features like Tidal, remote sentry, traffic etc - it felt pretty basic... So I...

Was on that version - but manually did an update and it appeared. Thanks!

I've got the 5 heated seats and wheel available in the car screen, but only the 5 heated seats on the app on my phone, and no heated wheel icon... Is this just an android thing?

So Ox - your previous post to me got reported and taken down. I'd like to apologise to all for the handbags on this - so let's keep it friendly and peace out yeah?

@Oxstock - just chill a bit my friend. No need for that language or to get personal - I just call things as I see them with humour and manners, and that's the beauty of this forum... and this isn't the first time you've had a go at me personally. I'm not going to quote it because it doesn't...

Indeed. Ha Ha! I My centre screen has a lot of fingerprints on it, but functions perfectly - I wonder if I could call service and get them to come out and replace for me! lol!!

Well - I love these urban myths...lets see if this one is true - Seems a bit wasteful to me. Lets hope he doesn't test them before starting the work! It would be really good if you could post up before and after photos to enlighten (pardon the pun) us and show off the new car!!

Next Tuesday. Nice one.

Yep - picked up a couple of weeks ago - 2 fogs, 2 reverses - I think the new style rear light clusters look a lot better thought out than the original ones. All USB's and wireless charging present with 5 heated seats and wheel - honestly not gloating... just providing some data as well. Don't...

But seriously - I have to say - its a bit cheeky for Tesla to fit old style rear light clusters to a brand new 2021 car! First I've heard of this. The old ones look a bit... prototypey...

Top bants my friend. - Its something to do on the night shift at work old boy. Anyway - I'll leave you to it. Oops - I thought I was adjusting my mirror with the right stick and I've just hit reverse into a brick wall!! ROFL!! You can do this insulting all night right? and I can react to it-...

Got mine 2 weeks ago my friend. Heated rear seats, wheel and all! Plus all your little fretting questions before you take delivery really belong in the model 3 waiting room thread... I love the decanter and all the silly questions... and I've got the balls! lol!! Saluté!!

OMG - seriously? Again - just chill man.

I heard they open at 7am when the valeters and cleaners turn up! Why not try then? If you're early you could give them a hand cleaning the cars - you could even do your own one!! Lol!!! Seriously man - just chill - get a coffee and turn up at 10.30!