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:cool: 🎆 The story of our very own "Tesla Village" 📍Panzhijia Village in Yunnan, China

A social media site where TSLAQ used to peddle their insane FUD. They've since gone to (moderator edit) (and TMC) since they don't have $8/mo for X. 🩳 😇🤣

You clearly didn't watch the video. 🤓 How large are the Facebook and Google fleets? 😆

Tesla is the leader in this space and have been working on autonomy for many years. An in-depth presentation can be viewed in 'Tesla Autonomy Day' from 2019. This is an excellent presentation. Enjoy. 6,339,183 views Streamed live on Apr 22, 2019

OK Debbie. 😆🤣

There's nothing funnier than TSLAQ underachievers taking time out of their busy day jobs to provide "expert" opinions and critique Ashok and Tesla's progress on FSD. 🤭 🤣

No, thanks! I'll stick with the best selling car in the world :cool: : https://www.tesla.com/modely https://www.motor1.com/news/669135/tesla-model-y-worlds-best-selling-car-q1-2023/

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Adding text of post for peeps that don't have access. 🧐 Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman Tesla's revenue: 2023: $73,000 every 23 seconds 2020: $73,000 every 1 minute, 34 seconds 2015: $73,000 every 9 minutes 2010: $73,000 every 5 hours 2007: $73,000 for the year 7:07 PM · Aug 22, 2023 239.8K Views

So much "BRAND DAMAGE" 🤣

Very good for Tesla investors. Very bad for shorties. 🩳🤣

🤫 Don't tell anyone. Tesla just reported the biggest quarter in its history. In its second quarter, the company generated nearly $25 billion in sales. That leaves it on track to top $100 billion in revenue for the first time this year. Let’s break it down. 💪

Tesla Vehicle Production & Deliveries and Date for Financial Results & Webcast for Second Quarter 2023 Business Wire Jul 2, 2023 AUSTIN, Texas, July 2, 2023 – In the second quarter, we produced nearly 480,000 vehicles and delivered over 466,000 vehicles.

Con Edison, New York City’s major energy company, is all set to launch the city’s largest battery system. This comes just in time for the summer season when the demand for electricity is high due to the use of air conditioners and fans. The battery system is located in a substation in the Fox...

If you're having difficulty with parking, please refer to this instructional video.

To be fair, "He cares not a bit about 0-60 times, or playing games and streaming netflix in his car" are wonderful Tesla features.

So you are telling us that your neighbour bought a cheap, ugly, slow, MG EV with dreadful range and infotainment system, and you are comparing it to a Tesla. 🤣 Got it. For the record, I've been able to park my FSD-enabled Tesla(s) for many years now, without the need for Auto Park.

Track pack. 🏁🏆:cool:

:cool: 7 Months of Twitter Takeover! ⁃ Launched early version of encrypted dms. ⁃ Introduced voice dms & tweets. ⁃ Introduced 2 hours/8 gb video uploads for blue users. ⁃ Improved advertisement & brand safety. - Announced Linda Yaccarino as new CEO who will focus primarily on business...

Let that sink in...

For all the armchair critics and talkers living fat off Elon's hard work...

If anyone here is having difficulty understanding Twitter, I'm sure Greg would be delighted to help you out.

Yes, you should really get that coffee. 🤣 https://www.tesla.com/utilities

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Your powers of observation are second to none.

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Don't shoot the messenger. 🤣 There's always Bluesky. 🤭 🤣

🤣🤣 🤣 https://www.scmp.com/business/china-business/article/3218627/byd-profit-plunges-435-cent-chinas-car-market-price-war-breaks-three-quarter-winning-streak

TESLA INTO INDIA?? We are missing what this means!! GigaSeoul could export into India without the 100% Tariff as South Korea has a free trade agreement into India. South Korea business & trade Friendly. Also FTAs with US and other strategic countries. Elon Musk reportedly requested this...

OT: 9:30 AM ET https://www.spacex.com/launches/mission/?missionId=sl3-5

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⚡⚡⚡ Powerwall can stabilize the grid by feeding power into the system in areas with high demand, helping reduce fossil fuel-based power generation. As part of a pilot project with TransnetBW in Germany—the first in continental Europe—, Powerwall owners successfully contributed renewable energy...

I hope the Elon/Twitter haters won't be too upset... 🤣

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I'm seeing a trend here... https://public.flourish.studio/visualisation/467928/

I'm so upset by these cost reductions...🤪 Or take the Tesla Model S 75D which has a 75 kWh battery. In 2018 the battery costs around $13,600; in 1991 it would have been $564,000. More than half a million dollars for a car battery.

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I hope the 'Tesla Insurance Update' question gets enough votes. 🤞

Elon confirmed on Twitter Spaces last night to an audience of over 3 million listeners that his dog Floki is the new Twitter CEO. 🤣

Lots of CyberTruck job postings 😲 https://www.tesla.com/careers/search/?site=US&query=cybertruck

Twitter will become like WeChat. Who calls WeChat a news app? WeChat is more than a messaging and social media app – it is a lifestyle for one billion users across the world. Chat and make calls with friends, read news and use local services in Official Accounts and Mini Programs, play games...

"Twitter is the #1 news app on the AppStore" How can this be true? All of the Elon haters assured me that Twitter would be out of business in two weeks. 🤭🤣 🚀💯

Do any of you Elon haters recognize yourselves here? 🤣

OK Debbie. 🤣

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