Other fun historical things that show them learning about weaseling out on dates, but that for early cars, they DID have dates listed that they totally missed:
Tesla.com/autopliot on Oct 20th, 2016:
"Tesla’s Enhanced Autopilot software is expected to complete validation and be rolled out to your car via an over-the-air update in December 2016, subject to regulatory approval." (Was deep into 2018 before that was close to true)
"These active safety technologies, including collision avoidance and automatic emergency braking, will become available in December 2016 and roll out through over-the-air software updates" Note this says WILL come out in 2016. It was late 2017 when they came out. On Jan 1st 2017 they removed the date and said "it has begun rolling out." (one of the features, to alpha testers)
And of course, the FSD description:
"All you will need to do is get in and tell your car where to go. If you don’t say anything, the car will look at your calendar and take you there as the assumed destination or just home if nothing is on the calendar. Your Tesla will figure out the optimal route, navigate urban streets (even without lane markings), manage complex intersections with traffic lights, stop signs and roundabouts, and handle densely packed freeways with cars moving at high speed. When you arrive at your destination, simply step out at the entrance and your car will enter park seek mode, automatically search for a spot and park itself. A tap on your phone summons it back to you."