Betsy, meet Tessy. Tessy, Betsy.
I know you’ve been reliable for 16 years, Betsy, but Tessy has things you don’t, and she doesn’t have an ICE.
She is the future.
I’ll always have fond memories of you, Betsy, but my heart belongs to Tessy now. In fact when I look at her, my heart throbs, and when I drive her, well, my heart skips about three beats because her instant dual-motor torque is something you’ll never have. You just can’t compete, but you’ll always be our first “new” car from 2002.
Motor on, baby!!