Here's a sane reply:
1. For Roadsters, check with TomSax. I believe his data shows much less than 50% loss in 5 years.
2. For Model S, the oldest (customer) Model S is not even 4 years old yet. Your "locals" are premature in making assertions about the 5 year behavior for items that haven't been around for 5 years.
3. For Model X, the oldest (customer) Model X is not even 6 months old yet. Your "locals" are premature in making assertions about the 5 year behavior for items that haven't been around for 5 years.
4. For Model 3, no customers have taken delivery and won't for at least 15 months. Your "locals" are premature in making assertions about the 5 year behavior for items that don't even exist yet.
Hope this helps.