So we have record temperatures globally every year for the last several years. Record local heat waves in the US, Australis, Japan, China and Europe. Unprecedented flooding in Europe. Hurricane seasons that start earlier than ever recorded.The land that is rising and the land that is subsiding is well documented. The land that is rising is where the glacial ice used to be during the last glaciation. When that ice melted, the compressed land beneath the ice rises like a sponge. There are several tide gauges that show falling sea levels in the northern latitudes due to this reason. Subsiding land shows faster than normal sea level rises. Geologically stable areas are the best places to use tide gauge data. And those stable areas indicate about a 1/2 foot per century sea level rise. We can handle that. Nothing alarming about it.
But let's ignore all that inconvenient data and all the scientific consensus and "prove" its all nonsense by carefully cherry-picking data and/or bending that data to fit the desired outcome. What could possibly go wrong?