Getting my turd this weekend. Please come up to me in public and call it a turd to my face you keyboard warriors! Please take a shower and brush your teeth before you leave the house though.
You are exactly the kind of person that should drive a Cyberturd. hahahahahaha....HA!
(Just be glad the fanbois run this site because that goes against the "environment" TMC claims it promote.)
The cyberturd is a gleaming stainless steel shard. If you don't like the look, or aren't heavily invested in TSLA, you'd see Tesla failed to deliver a worthwhile truck. It is a pretend electric citified SUV (Spaceship Universe Vehicle). Nothing makes it a truck. It's half SUV, and half weird trunk.
No thought was put into making the "trunk" usable. One thing I haven't mentioned because there is just so much that is wrong with the Cyberturd is the Designer's avoidance of useable 90 degree angles for the sake of a cool look. When you look at everything they "designed" in the bed they only got ONE thing right. They did a spray in liner of the Stainless steel slick bed with the slits in it for "attachment points." Even the idiots that designed this truck couldn't put that "original" catastrophic design into the Cyberturd. Probably because of the cost, not because they got any sense.
ALL the improvements were from the vehicle core design part of Tesla. None from a Cyberturd engineer was intelligent... it's like Elon listened to a five yr old. And then pretended he was making a truck when all he really wanted was a CyberHummer. He didn't want it to look like a Hummer, but he wanted it to be a Hummer. An attention-creating possession.
800 and 48 electrical engineering is awesome. But that was designed for all of the models to come. Not a "truck" thing.
Elon pretends that the Turd was designed for off-roading. EVERY Model of Tesla had the ability to allow the owners to securely sleep in the back in comfort and SECURITY. The one time you fell vulnerable when you go to sleep in a strange place in a tent is vulnerable. Bandits or bears oh my! And tesla's answer. Buy our $3000 tent that sleeps two (if they are really really friendly).
How in the hell Elon could not provide, or did not engineer the trunk of the Cyberturd into a "Bulletproof" sleeping pod goes beyond my imagination unless I consider that he should just go play with his silly Martian Rockets and/or a pretend to be free speech Social network platform.
The back half or the Cyberturd is just an odd-shaped, leaky, ugly, expensive worthless space. No effort went into designing that space for use. It's as if they intentionally ignored it. Or they just realized all their money for engineering was spent on wireless steering and electrical Engineering So nothing was left to design the trunk properly. If Tesla had put a completely flat bed back there it would be a vast improvement over the jumble of horse crap that it is.