Does your Model S have any dings or dents from parking lots yet?

[Lloyd]

Commandments to live by:

Thou shall not park close to the door.
Thou shall not park next to the shopping cart return
Thou shall not park next to a 2 door car.
Thou shall not park next to a car that havest rust.
Thou shall not park next to a car with booster or infant seats.
Thou shall not park next to a pickup truck.
Thou shall not park next to another car unless it is of equal or greater value.
Thou shall not consume two parking spots except when minutes before closing and at least 1/4 mile from door.
Thou shall not park next to any car with Confederate flag.
Thou shall not park next to Fisker, lest you smote with flame.

Also: on a windy day. Thou sall not park tail to the wind, hence the door from the adjacent car gets away and inadvertantly gets blown into your car!!

 

[birdsaresmarter]

That's actually why I posted it...so I could see how many could have a great time making the obvious joke :smile: and feeling clever. Though, the pathetic irony was not completely lost on me either. It's already a pretty long name but I guess it could become "birdsRsmartermostofthetime". However, as "smarter" is a relative term, in light of the supposedly superior intelligence with which humans credit themselves, and the super smart things I see them do every day...yeah, I'm stickin' with birdsaresmarter.

 

[Lloyd]

Brings this commercial to mind!

 

[birdsaresmarter]

ya but I bet there would be a ding in the hood from that genius solution!