I am curious if Tesla got the 3.1 second number with the 19" Tempest wheels, 95%+ SOC, warmed up summer tires and with the AC turned OFF in drag strip mode where the motors and battery were in optimum state to put down that power. Most of us don't turn off the HVAC units or necessarily put the car in drag strip mode to optimize the drivetrain when we floor our cars at a light but every little bit affects the amount of current that can be delivered to the motors. Of course, Tesla doesn't publish specifics in regards to their testing conditions but I would think that it was achieved by their engineers at some point. But what I love about my LR S is the pull above 80mph where my 2021 Model 3 LR w/ AB begins to fall flat.
I did all that and more. Somewhere on this site I chronicled everything I did to try and get the claimed time. I was sweating my butt off with it over 110F inside the car while making runs. It didn't matter. Nothing mattered. I meticulously went down the list of what I could change, none of it mattered.
A brief but incomplete recap.
100% SoC, 90%, 70% 50% 40%
Fresh off the charger
Drag strip mode
Cheetah stance
19" wheels
No AC or heat
Battery totally warmed up
No wind
Good road surface
Slip mode on
Slip mode off
Different direction
Removed every possible thing out of the car including floor mats, papers, shelves, etc.
Washed and ceramic coated the car
Headlights off
No accessories on at all
Windows up
Windows down
Running every cardinal direction (NESW)
Early morning, mid-morning, noon, afternoon, late afternoon, night
First timed run I did was about a 3.55 on a 90% SoC, wasn't a good start to my testing and was pretty depressing.
Look at that above list. Not a single change to any of those made any measurable difference in the 0-60. I could run the AC full blast and my times would be the same as if I didn't. I could be at a 70% SoC, full AC, blasting the radio, and still no difference. Start with that and add in the car seat and still the same times. Even at 40% SoC, AC and radio on, it would still run a low 3.4 and maybe a high 3.3 if I had a good run. Most of my runs fell in the 3.3-3.4 range. Very few in 3.2 range and all in the upper 3.2's.
I finally gave up and punted the car. I couldn't see any scenario it was going to run a 3.1 and still haven't seen an LR run a 3.1 flat yet. As far as I am concerned Tesla lied. They could roll out an update tomorrow and likely fix it if they wanted. Likely will never happen.
With the Plaid, even if I never can run the claimed 1.99 on the street, it is just fast enough I never really care. The LR was so slow off the line it was pretty boring for me. It never felt as quick off the line as all the M3P's I drove. They will absolutely crush the MS LR in a stop light drag to 60 mph.
Since buying the Plaid there isn't a single day I miss the LR. A quick 0-20 launch in the Plaid is far more fun than running an entire 1/4 mile pass in the LR.