There's absolutely no way in hell you guys can convince me or anyone that this is what tesla owners expected in 2016 when they read that EAP description.
I have no idea what Kool-Aid people were drinking 3 years ago, but you may be right. However, it would be nice to stay mostly in the present here rather than dunking on people for stuff from 3 years ago. I understand the need to look back on prior statements and stuff to see how people have been led astray, but I don't think it's necessary to keep re-litigating so far back.
In addition, the initial hidden release of NOA didn't have the nag confirmation before a lane change (Sept 2018)
I'm not sure what relevance this has. It's a hidden release, not for release, so it may not have to comply with the same level of liability protections that Tesla requires for driver engagement (I have no idea about the details, nor do I care, since it's not a production release). Again, haven't tried the new NoA myself yet, but my understanding is there is no nag based on descriptions. You just keep your hands on the wheel and torque it constantly and gently like a normal Tesla driver. It's level 2.
Everything i have said so far concerning Tesla has been bullseye. Every single thing
I guess we will see (well, I will, but you presumably won't), but you seem to be wrong about the nag confirmation. You simply have to maintain constant torque on the wheel, which you have to do anyway at all times since it's level 2.
This however feels like something Elon pushed for the engineers to release so they swapped the stalk confirmation with wheel nag confirmation.
I have no idea what you're talking about. It's a big difference to go from having to confirm a change, to having to do nothing (beyond what is normal) to make a lane change. It's an actual real difference (whether it will result in dangerous lane changes, we will see - my guess is probably). Reiterating, you seem wrong about this, since there is apparently no wheel nag confirmation with Seamless NoA according to the press release and all user accounts so far. The system simply needs to know that you're torquing the wheel like normal; this is not a new requirement and there is no additional action required (I 100% could be be misled by something here, since no personal experience yet). Again, this is as I understand it based on users' descriptions and Tesla's description.
Can anyone here with a Tesla who has the new software confirm that it will simply change lanes automatically (if so configured), as long as you're torquing the wheel constantly, like normal? That's my understanding.
Again, not sure why you're augering in on this issue in particular. There are so many real reasons to be skeptical but this seems completely off-base.