Grammar Misteaks, Spelling Misteaks, and Bad Puns :)

[AnOutsider]

I like this thread, alot.

(See what I did there?)

LMAO!

If I come across a person who seems to completely ignore the existence of apostrophes and capital letters and types things like "im an eagle and im typing with my talons, so dont make fun of me cuz this is hard," I like to imagine that they actually are an eagle typing with their talons. It would be a hassle if you had to hop in the air and use your feet to karate-chop two keys simultaneously every time you wanted to use the shift key to make a capital letter. Also, eagles lack manual dexterity, so I can understand why they'd want to leave out apostrophes. Eagles are all about efficiency.

Also found this link cool: How To Use An Apostrophe - The Oatmeal

 

[bonnie]

I always think we have honey badgers here. Honey badgers don't give a ... well, they don't care.

 

[NigelM]

Brian H started this forum thread!

Yeah, it didn't end well.....

 

[teslasguy]

 

[JRod0802]

Im expecting alot of cash coming in the next months to invest

I found this one over in the Short-Term TSLA Price Movements thread, and couldn't help myself. Alot of cash?

 

[twinklejet]

And to all those who talk about breaks and breaking -- please stop. It's very confused/confusing. Braking, pls, with the brakes. No breaking with the breaks!

[mod note: Split posts]

I've always wondered this...
For the people who spell brakes as breaks, how are they going to articulate if they accidentally break their brakes? Or if they think that their brakes are breaking apart leading to issues with braking.

 

[brianman]

I've always wondered this...
For the people who spell brakes as breaks, how are they going to articulate if they accidentally break their brakes? Or if they think that their brakes are breaking apart leading to issues with braking.

Or letting your brakes have a break so they don't cook.

 

[Seattle]

To (almost) cite Sigmund Freud: "Sometimes a battery swap is just a battery swap" ;D .

My wife already called it - are you into battery swinging, honey?

 

[mitch672]

My wife already called it - are you into battery swinging, honey?

Let's not go down that path, next well be talking about "safe" swapping and battery pack condoms (I don't want my Model S to catch kudies from the packs that have been "around the block with lots of partners"

 

[brianman]

kudies

First time I've seen that spelling.

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Let's not go down that path, next well be talking about "safe" swapping and battery pack condoms (I don't want my Model S to catch kudies from the packs that have been "around the block with lots of partners"

Promiscuous packs. Who knows what discharge they've experienced.

 

[JRP3]

I suppose at some point we have to start talking about "Nut runners" :biggrin:

 

[cablue]

I'm a bit of a grammar nut. What really gets to me is when I see misspelled words used in major national ad campaigns by huge corporations! Can't they get the best and the brightest? Just today I was shopping at Target. They have some promotion where one can get blah, blah, blah ..... today and everyday. This is a pet peeve of mine. Yes, "everyday" can be one word, but not in this instance. I see this mistake all the time.

 

[capt601]

you may want to change the title and first line of the thread!! I thought i was on the wrong forum at first!:scared::cursing:
and glad your car was safe.

 

[Todd Burch]

you may want to change the title and first line of the thread!! I thought i was on the wrong forum at first!:scared::cursing:
and glad your car was safe.

Ahhhh....so you picked up on my joke . It's like Spongebob Squarepants. To the clean crowd, the statement is perfectly clean. If your mind is dirty, you'll read it that way . (Disclaimer: my mind is dirty.)

 

[capt601]

Ahhhh....so you picked up on my joke . It's like Spongebob Squarepants. To the clean crowd, the statement is perfectly clean. If your mind is dirty, you'll read it that way . (Disclaimer: my mind is dirty.)[/QUOTE]

I guess both of our minds are in the gutter!

 

[Todd Burch]

I guess both of our minds are in the gutter!

The view is great from down here, isn't it? Even better without a wrinkled Tesla rear end.

 

[jomo25]

The view is great from down here, isn't it? Even better without a wrinkled Tesla rear end.

Yes, firm rear ends are nicer.

 

[capt601]

Yes, firm rear ends are nicer.

But not for all http://http://youtu.be/_JphDdGV2TU

 

[brianman]

Well since I REALLY want the center console its a mute point!

"Yah, so shut up about it!"

 

[ZestyChicken]

Well since I really want the center console its a mute point!

Is this tongue and cheek?

moot

1 [moot] Show IPA
adjective1.open to discussion or debate; debatable; doubtful: a moot point.

2.of little or no practical value or meaning; purely academic.

3.Chiefly Law. not actual; theoretical; hypothetical.




...or what I really prefer: