Elon Musk’s Boring Company sends out invites to hat buyers to drive boring machine and tour tunnel
Original Song
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of modern excavation.
Take a look
And you'll see
Lots of holes for transportation.
Grab your hat!
Don't look back!
Travelling like a Horta on vacation,
We'll get there
And without
Altercations.
If you want to move merchandise,
Send it underground to move it.
Anything you want to, tube it.
Want to cross the States?
There's nothing to it.
Since heavy
Machinery
Is taboo for those on medication.
It's berserk
Mixing work, wine and Ambien.
You may think this work's part of that,
But it's just a real no-brainer,
The role for all these holes is clearer.
If it all goes south with North Korea.
Many threats
Could affect
The extent of human civilization.
Working here
I can be
As I truly wish to be.
Forget Mars
And the cars
I'm a Prepper; that's my motivation.
Digging here
To be free
As I truly wish to be.
Living here
Will be keen
With twelve thousand tins of beans.
______________________________________________________
Original Songs
Oompa Loompa doing their thing,
Working long hours on engineering:
Dreadnoughts : A.I. : Peskovite too,
All cutting-edge and coming to you.
None of these problems are walks in the park,
They're tough and protracted; they bite and they bark.
Answers must work both at scale and at speed,
If they are to succeed.
Otherwise they're worthless crap.
Oompa Loompa burnout is high,
Who knows you'll cut it, unless you try?
"Normal practice"; "Buy Off-The-Shelf",
Mind-sets like these just really don't help.
What do you get when your boss has no desk?
He'll gatecrash your section and breathe down your neck.
He'll raise your game and your sights and the pace.
It feels just like a race.
Your blood pressure is your first clue.
"Oompa Loompa doompahdee dee"
I talk like this, when stress gets to me.
"Oompa Loompa doompahdee dome"
Not sure I'm safe to drive myself home.
We're well aware of our customers' fears,
They paid for some features that haven't appeared.
We know it's hard keeping faith and resolve,
When it's your cash involved.
And silly songs like this don't help.
Oompa Loompa working the task,
You want a safe space? Don't even ask!
When you have to juggle unknowns,
The balls that you need are seldom your own.
There's change and challenges, right from the start.
Work teams will shift like some new form of art.
Disrupting industry feels like a war,
Huh! What is a war good for?
The Intellectual Property.
Oompa Loompa gettin' it done,
Our only ovation is innovation.
Musk drives teams relentless, it's true.
If it was easy, Jeff Bezos would too.
Stressful all round keeping up with the pace,
The work's all high pressure and right in your face.
One day will come when you're stuck in your bed,
Your head will feel like lead.
Then you'll know,
Then you'll know,
Then you'll know,
Then you'll know,
It's time to work for Alphabet.
Oompa Loompa race against time!
The climate won't wait and world leaders are blind!
We have one chance to cut Cee-Oh-Two!
It's down to – Oompa
Oompa Loompa,
To do what they do!
("Doompahdee doo")
Original Song
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of modern excavation.
Take a look
And you'll see
Lots of holes for transportation.
Grab your hat!
Don't look back!
Travelling like a Horta on vacation,
We'll get there
And without
Altercations.
If you want to move merchandise,
Send it underground to move it.
Anything you want to, tube it.
Want to cross the States?
There's nothing to it.
Since heavy
Machinery
Is taboo for those on medication.
It's berserk
Mixing work, wine and Ambien.
You may think this work's part of that,
But it's just a real no-brainer,
The role for all these holes is clearer.
If it all goes south with North Korea.
Many threats
Could affect
The extent of human civilization.
Working here
I can be
As I truly wish to be.
Forget Mars
And the cars
I'm a Prepper; that's my motivation.
Digging here
To be free
As I truly wish to be.
Living here
Will be keen
With twelve thousand tins of beans.
______________________________________________________
Original Songs
Oompa Loompa doing their thing,
Working long hours on engineering:
Dreadnoughts : A.I. : Peskovite too,
All cutting-edge and coming to you.
None of these problems are walks in the park,
They're tough and protracted; they bite and they bark.
Answers must work both at scale and at speed,
If they are to succeed.
Otherwise they're worthless crap.
Oompa Loompa burnout is high,
Who knows you'll cut it, unless you try?
"Normal practice"; "Buy Off-The-Shelf",
Mind-sets like these just really don't help.
What do you get when your boss has no desk?
He'll gatecrash your section and breathe down your neck.
He'll raise your game and your sights and the pace.
It feels just like a race.
Your blood pressure is your first clue.
"Oompa Loompa doompahdee dee"
I talk like this, when stress gets to me.
"Oompa Loompa doompahdee dome"
Not sure I'm safe to drive myself home.
We're well aware of our customers' fears,
They paid for some features that haven't appeared.
We know it's hard keeping faith and resolve,
When it's your cash involved.
And silly songs like this don't help.
Oompa Loompa working the task,
You want a safe space? Don't even ask!
When you have to juggle unknowns,
The balls that you need are seldom your own.
There's change and challenges, right from the start.
Work teams will shift like some new form of art.
Disrupting industry feels like a war,
Huh! What is a war good for?
The Intellectual Property.
Oompa Loompa gettin' it done,
Our only ovation is innovation.
Musk drives teams relentless, it's true.
If it was easy, Jeff Bezos would too.
Stressful all round keeping up with the pace,
The work's all high pressure and right in your face.
One day will come when you're stuck in your bed,
Your head will feel like lead.
Then you'll know,
Then you'll know,
Then you'll know,
Then you'll know,
It's time to work for Alphabet.
Oompa Loompa race against time!
The climate won't wait and world leaders are blind!
We have one chance to cut Cee-Oh-Two!
It's down to – Oompa
Oompa Loompa,
To do what they do!
("Doompahdee doo")
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