So a quick update. For folks saying I'm handling this well for a car with only 175 miles, I'm actually finding the whole experience sort of humorous. But that was my point regarding the Model 3: if this were someone's commuter car, or a true reach vehicle that was really their baby -- Tesla, get your *sugar* together. For me, it's an awesome car that I'm just a bit disappointed I'm not driving right now. My loss: a couple of days of downtime with a fun car. No big whoop. As long as it all gets put together in a satisfactory way, I don't really care. I'd probably be more upset if it were a cosmetic ding, or if the car weren't so modular that I'd be unsure about the quality of the repair.
In the meantime, I guess I'll just have to make do driving my M3 in this beautiful weather we're having in DC ...
And it's funny, but I would be livid if this happened with a new BMW, because based on my experience they'd probably try to blame me.
Instead, this is what I got from Tesla -- the service advisor at Tesla of Tysons Corner has been apologetic to a fault (not your fault, dude ... what the hell could you have done?). They sent this truck over to my house to flatbed it away. Fanciest break down ever.
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That's my daughter watching the fancy new blue car get hauled away.
Anyway, they called me yesterday evening to let me know they had the car and had it hooked up to diagnostics. They got back to me today, and their assessment is that the
front drive unit failed. That's consistent with the error messages, but looking at older posts here, the messages in other cases were caused by a sensor failure in the best case, or a rear drive unit failure in the worst case (because of signaling issues from rear to front).
He told me he thinks they have a front drive unit in stock for replacement. I asked if it would be new or remanufactured, and he said it would probably be remanufactured. For something like this (non cosmetic, under warranty)? I'll take remanufactured any day.
Anyway, I'm hopeful that will fix the problem, since my sense is diagnosing a Tesla is a much more precise matter than diagnosing any other car under strict shop time turnarounds. They're not going to know what exactly failed, since they'll just ship the busted unit back to California. So sadly I won't learn anything more.
I'll keep folks updated once I get the car back and hopefully throw it around a bit in ludicrous speed to test things out.