Haha thanks! I definitely LOL'd when I read your post.
List of mods:
powoq Front Lip Spoiler in Gloss Carbon Fiber (Amazon version of RPM Tesla lip?, ABS plastic)
powoq Fog Light Covers in Gloss Carbon Fiber
Gloss Carbon Fiber Vinyl Wrap for blacking out the front lip
Bomely Upgraded Mud Flaps
Aodhan AFF7 20x10.5 ET35 in Matte Bronze with 275/40/20 tires