groundy
1.16.21 LRX 6-seater / Namaste
I woke up with full snark, walked into the service center and said, "Guys, I think I'm finally ready to schedule my delivery. It's been over a year and Elon said Xs have been rolling off the line since around May, so I know you've been waiting on me. My bad. Let's do it!"
"Oh, you got a vin?"
"No, I just got this seat in front of you. Can I have some water while we schedule it?"
"Ehh, we just have the cooler in the back now while we wait for more bottles to get delivered [supply chain disruptions really trickling down]."
"Cool, I'll just head back there. Want a cup too? Might take 2 weeks to 2 years."
"Ha ha. Funny guy. Just give it a few more days for my factory contact to reply [day 11]. I told you I don't normally email them right, but I did for you?"
I wish these guys worked at the IRS: "Seriously dude, we don't want your money."
I waited in line during the Model 3 announcement. Hard to believe it's gotten worse since that rollout.
"Oh, you got a vin?"
"No, I just got this seat in front of you. Can I have some water while we schedule it?"
"Ehh, we just have the cooler in the back now while we wait for more bottles to get delivered [supply chain disruptions really trickling down]."
"Cool, I'll just head back there. Want a cup too? Might take 2 weeks to 2 years."
"Ha ha. Funny guy. Just give it a few more days for my factory contact to reply [day 11]. I told you I don't normally email them right, but I did for you?"
I wish these guys worked at the IRS: "Seriously dude, we don't want your money."
I waited in line during the Model 3 announcement. Hard to believe it's gotten worse since that rollout.