I will throw some more fun into this thread.
I have been chasing a rear rattle for probably six to nine months. Easily six or seven service appointments trying to fix it. We thought it was the rear seats latch, thought it was the U latch, everything. Well I finally got sick of Tesla saying "we cannot reproduce it" driving around the service center when I could reproduce it five seconds down the street in front of my house. So I spent two hours driving around the service center finding a shitty enough road to reproduce (continuously) the rattle. And I finally handed it over to Tesla.
Turns out four things were contributing to this:
- Right hand side of the 60 side of the 60/40 seat backs was entirely loose - just tap it and it rattles like jello.
- Both rear seat bolsters were jiggling more than Santa's belly
- Lift gate lower trim assembly (felt part, below the glass) rattled to the touch
- Random wiring harness rattling sound
The fix was:
- Seat back clips were all broken; replaced seat backs and does not rattle
- Both rear bolsters were installed incorrectly; reseated. However, upon pickup and discussing with the service tech, he touched it and it essentially fell off again. Mobile service to replace in two weeks. I messaged them two minutes later and said "just replace both sides, I still hear a rattle. But I am not sure if is the drivers or passenger side.
- More broken clips were never seated properly in the lift gate; second time that they have try to seat this specific part
- Lift gate emergency release cable as not seated, found during the reseating of the lift gate assembly
Needless to say, I was a little child on Christmas morning when I finally was able to reproduce the rattles (sadly). The car definitely sounds better after pickup and I am looking forward to having the rear seat bolsters replaced by mobile service in two weeks.