So a Tesla rolls into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?", and the Tesla replies, "I was manufactured before April 2016."
So a Tesla rolls into a bar, because it has AP 2.0 and the sensors didn't detect it, but it's okay because it'll be getting an update any day now.
So a Tesla rolls into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender starts making it. A second Tesla rolls up and orders a martini. The bartender starts making it, but really slowly until the first Tesla leaves.
So a Tesla rolls into a bar, and the bartender barks, "We don't serve your kind!". Sure enough, they only had CCS mugs.
So a Tesla rolls into a bar, which is great, but the bar had expected it months earlier than it actually arrived.
So a Tesla rolls into a bar. Everyone starts making bets that it won't pay its tab, and that any day now Porsche is going to do a much better job rolling into the bar, just you wait!
Okay, I got bored
So a Tesla rolls into a bar, because it has AP 2.0 and the sensors didn't detect it, but it's okay because it'll be getting an update any day now.
So a Tesla rolls into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender starts making it. A second Tesla rolls up and orders a martini. The bartender starts making it, but really slowly until the first Tesla leaves.
So a Tesla rolls into a bar, and the bartender barks, "We don't serve your kind!". Sure enough, they only had CCS mugs.
So a Tesla rolls into a bar, which is great, but the bar had expected it months earlier than it actually arrived.
So a Tesla rolls into a bar. Everyone starts making bets that it won't pay its tab, and that any day now Porsche is going to do a much better job rolling into the bar, just you wait!
Okay, I got bored