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So a Tesla rolls into a bar...

Discussion in 'Tesla' started by KarenRei, Oct 9, 2017.

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  1. KarenRei

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    So a Tesla rolls into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?", and the Tesla replies, "I was manufactured before April 2016."

    So a Tesla rolls into a bar, because it has AP 2.0 and the sensors didn't detect it, but it's okay because it'll be getting an update any day now.

    So a Tesla rolls into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender starts making it. A second Tesla rolls up and orders a martini. The bartender starts making it, but really slowly until the first Tesla leaves.

    So a Tesla rolls into a bar, and the bartender barks, "We don't serve your kind!". Sure enough, they only had CCS mugs.

    So a Tesla rolls into a bar, which is great, but the bar had expected it months earlier than it actually arrived.

    So a Tesla rolls into a bar. Everyone starts making bets that it won't pay its tab, and that any day now Porsche is going to do a much better job rolling into the bar, just you wait!

    Okay, I got bored ;)
     
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  2. AudubonB

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    Sounds like the Tesla's on a roll, even if you aren't.
     
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    There wasn't any room for the two Teslas entering the bar, but the bartender told them not to worry:

    "This one's getting ready to Leaf, and that one's about to Bolt."
     
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  4. AudubonB

    AudubonB Mild-mannered Moderator Lord Vetinari*

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    If you liked that one, I've got Waymo.
     
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    Two Teslas roll into a bar, a third lowers its suspension and misses it.
     
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    #6 Red_DS, Oct 11, 2017
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    So a Tesla rolls into a bar and asks the bartender for a Martini, the bartender says, “I can make you make you a Martini for $12 or you can buy that premixed Martini on the shelf for $9”

    So a Tesla rolls into a bar and multiple bartenders come running up to the Tesla and says, “Can we get you a drink? It’s the end of the shift and the premixed martinis have huge discounts!”

    So a Tesla rolls into a bar and orders a Martini. Bartender says, you gotta pay first. The Tesla is slightly annoyed, but still pays for the drink. Bartender starts to make the drink, but very slowly. Tesla asks, “Hey how long will my drink take?” Bartender replies, “3 months maybe, 6 months definitely”

    Ok. I think I’m all out.

    P.S: Please don’t get the wrong impression. I love my Tesla!
     
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