Since LEMUR was basically an (imperfect) acronym of "
LE Mid
Range", there's a chance that TUSK is going to be an acronym as well. (Would be pretty ironic, given that Elon hates acronyms.)
The official TUSK acronyms are:
TUSK
TUSK
Tank Urban Survivability Kit (US Army)
TUSK Tufts University Sciences Knowledgebase
(online health and medical database)
Tesla announcing electrified stealth tank production would sure catapult the stock price, but I consider it rather unlikely at this stage. (It's a nice business idea to keep in mind nevertheless.)
But in LEMUR acronym the 'U' was 'silent', so let's remove the 'U' fro TUSK as well, and see TSK acronyms:
TSK
TSK Task
TSK Treasury of Scripture Knowledge
TSK Tasking
TSK Temporary Session Key
TSK Tsukishima Kikai Co., Ltd. (Japan)
TSK The Sleuth Kit (UNIX)
TSK The Silent Killer (gaming clan)
TSK Tesked (Swedish: teaspoon)
TSK Tall Skinny Kiwi
TSK The Subtle Knife (Phillip Pullman book)
TSK Skin Temperature
TSK Turk Silahli Kuvvetleri (Turkish Armed Forces)
TSK Takagi-Sugeno-Kang (fuzzy network model)
TSK Tekniikan Sanastokeskus (Finland)
TSK Tampa Scale for Kinesiophobia
TSK Typgeprüfte Schaltgerätekombinationen (Type-Tested Switchgear Assembly)
TSK Time Stranger Kyoko (anime)
TSK Telcordia Standards Knowledgebase
TSK Transmission Security Key
TSK Tang Shiu Kin (school)
TSK Time Space Knowledge (inquiry method)
TSK Three-Second Kiss (band)
TSK The Screaming Kidneys (band)
TSK Team Silent Kill (Airsoft team)
TSK Touristik-Service-Kühlungsborn (German)
TSK Tokyo Senpaku Kaisha, Ltd
TSK Top Secret Kid (gaming)
TSK The Softkiller Crew
TSK Thou Shalt Kill (record label)
TSK The Serial Keeper
TSK Takarazuka Sakudokan K.K (now Hi-Lex Corporation; Japan)
TSK Table Space Kitchen (real estate)
TSK Truk-Soft Köln (German)
TSK Team Swiss Kart (gaming)
TSK Tallinna Sikupilli Keskkool
TSK Tiger Shulmann's Karate
TSK Trade Services Contract
TSK Technical Society of Knoxville
TSK Telekommunikation Service Kaya
TSK Towarzystwo Szkolne Kociszew (Polish)
TSK Transport Service Külbleck
TSK The Suicide Crew (gaming)
TSK Tongue Smart Kids
TSK Total Street Knowledge (clothing company; Cleveland, OH)
TSK Technické služby mesta Karviné
TSK Twiztid Serial Killa (Insane Clown Posse)
TSK The Sound Key (band)
Oh my, possibilities abound! As much as I'd like to see Tesla make a 'Team Swiss Kart', or Tesla release a 'Three Second Kiss' video showing his wedding with Grimes, let's filter out the ... less likely solutions, which gives us:
TSK Task
TSK Time Stranger Kyoko (anime)
TSK The Sleuth Kit (UNIX)
'Task' is rather boring.
'Time Stranger Kyoko' is a story about telepathy, which I might buy in the context of a Neuralink announcement, but probably not in the "Some Tesla news" context.
'The Sleuth Kit' is a forensics tool (or a spying tool, depending on which side of the indictment you are on), and while I'd like to see a stealth Tesla, it's probably not very practical as Teslas are pretty damn silent already.
So I'm afraid that while this was an amusing excursion into the world of known acronyms, but it appears to be an ultimate dead end. Tsk tsk ...
New acronyms are still possible though:
Tesla UK Sales (the order of the letters is wrong, but that's normal in the UK where traffic is in the wrong side of the road already)
Pretty exciting news for our lunatic wrong-hand-side driving friends (some of our down under friends are even doing it while
upside down, which is like
totally crazy), but probably not
that interesting to 95% of Tesla fans who are driving on the correct side of the road.
Having exhausted the most obvious angles of the acronym, how about the literal meaning of 'tusk':
1. An elongated pointed tooth, usually one of a pair, extending outside of the mouth in certain animals such as the walrus, elephant, or wild boar.
2. A long projecting tooth or toothlike part.
Let's assume that Elon is his usual stealthy self and the very visible animal tusk references he made are just misdirection. The
real meaning would be the second one: "a toothlike part" of a
vehicle.
So my hypothesis based on linguistic analysis: Hawthorne demo of Teslas convoying at high speed in the test tunnel, keeping very tight distance with a 'tusk' tool that is extended automatically as they enter the tunnel. This allows very high speed yet safe transport: the 'tusk' would be strong enough to carry the force of even a collision or most other types of malfunction.
They would be the Tesla equivalents of train couplers:
If that's what the demo is going to be about today then you heard it here first.
A cool demo, but a bit of a letdown in terms of stock price impact though, and primarily Boring Company related, not a core Tesla competency.
Still totally not advice.