Alex Roy has bought a Tesla and has just published a very entertaining article about it on The Drive:
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Buy A Tesla
"Are you out of your f***ing mind?" said journalist Ed Niedermeyer, whose name is allegedly painted above the drain of the replica Duchamp hidden in Elon Musk's private bathroom at Tesla's Fremont factory."
"I'm buying a Tesla," I said, "and nothing you say can stop me."
"Maybe you should read my book."
"That
definitely won't stop me."
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Ed Niedermayer is the infamous "Tesla death watch" guy, the first ever TSLAQ creature and propagandist.
Alex Roy also documents how carmakers are bribing auto journalists:
The truth was that I'd been talking to Tesla higher ups for months, alternatively promising to buy new and threatening to buy used. They'd never offered anything other than best wishes, which made conceding Ed's point a whole lot easier. However much a dark part of me hoped for a discount and a specially prepped car, I'd have to order one like every other shlub. But calling in manufacturer favors is what other people do. You know them; those auto "journalists" with nary an unkind word for a car until its model cycle is over.
Me? I've got a reputation to uphold.
And:
If one doesn't give a s**t about the promises, lies, idiots, trolls, fools, rumors, hopes or exaggerations, all that's left is the glorious reality of the one fact that remains: the cars are amazing, delightful, stunning and unique.