I'll rent their battery and put it into a decent car...
How exactly do you make an EV that only does 0-60 in 8 seconds? Bricks in the trunk to stop it rolling over?
Oh, I can tell you about that, since I have a 2012 iMiev (see avatar):
1. They limit battery power to the motor at start and only gradually "open the tap" as speed increases. No idea, why they choose to do this...., but I can certainly feel + see on the power gauge that is what happens. Maybe just to make the start slow and gentle and not surprise the customers used to ICE ?
2. Tall car shape with big side mirrors and awkwardly sticking out wipers to ruin the air resistance, so that acceleration is hampered above 30+ mph where the battery power is no longer limited.