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"Green" .... Is that the stuff that that simpleton in Blackadder made?🤣

Thank you for pointing this out. I am not going to get into a political debate with you on this matter, what I would say is that you are entitled to your opinion (and so am I!) I chose to sign up based on my perception of Octopus as an energy supplier and (you may say selfishly) what I felt...

Me too. Why wouldn't you sign up?

mine working as well, so looks like its been fixed

Mine not working, called Tesla UK and they said its being worked on to resolve...don't hold your breath as to when it might be fixed guys, this is Tesla we are dealing with here:mad:

I must have missed something then, I thought single stalk down just re enabled tacc (at the actual speed the car is travelling at the moment the stalk is pressed)... my definition of resume is to "restore" the previously set speed before cruise was disengaged ( by braking or deselected by other...

Neither is there a "resume" function, which I would love to have even more:mad:

KPI???

I beg to differ🤭 I’d start by checking that no one had left a sex toy in the car🤣🤣 Say a lot about me and the previous occupants of my car I guess😂

Many of us can’t understand why Tesla can’t/won’t do or fix a lot of seemingly simple things, like wipers that satisfactorily sense the degree of rain and auto head light dip that works as expected or cruise control speed limiter and set / resume function ??? Instead, we have to put up with...

Agreed, it’s not too difficult to overcome, but my point was what you acknowledge, “it would be better to be able to set both”

AFAIAC in this case I don’t believe the leopard has changed it’s spots. AFA letting your Tesla control the charging… good luck wi TV h that as well! Just remember the Tesla software will let you control EITHER. charge start time OR charge end time but NOT both😡

Do a forum search for “Rolec” The criticisms will far exceed the good comments. Most people find the products to be of very poor quality. Rolec have some good points, as the internal components are all industry standard compatible readily available off the shelf items from good electrical...

Apologies, my post was also directed at the guy coming from Peterborough. Enjoy the car… when you eventually get it😁

Change at Birmingham New Street then

Is it matte or normal and what brand did you fit?

I don’t consider Tesla a premium brand. They just charge a premium price for their cars 😂😂😂

Or how many owners seem to claim they are electric (but not all are!)

Be careful the boys don’t have any “accidents” and you end up having to rename the car ploppy 😂😂😂

Timberrrrr🤣

Firing squad?😂😂😂

7kw (32amp) is about right for single phase, the gen 3 needs 3 phase to output 11kw The exact figure is dependant on voltage being supplied which in the UK can vary between min and max defined limits

Might be a big pain if it was in you back pocket and you sat on it🤪😂😂😂

In the post, usually within 4-5 working days

More like welcome to the same old treat em like growing mushrooms approach (keep em in the dark and feed em sh1t)😂😂😂😂😂

I suspect that TFS in Elons “savings” account together with all the other bits and pieces like passenger lumbar support😂😂😂

Can you speak up a bit please?😂😂😂

I’ve always considered Dolly had 2 TB (terrific boobs)😂😂😂😂😂

Understood, for the record, my opinion FWIW is that the "Tesla Way" is in some ways a breath of fresh air, but in other ways, it creates more frustration than is comfortable (for me) I have no problem with the phrase, I use it to show that Tesla do it "their" way, not necessarily the way many...

I have very often said “It’s the Tesla Way” I’ve always said it, as have many others, in an attempt to signify its their (crap) way, rather than a satisfactory way

I've lectured it a great deal about this issue, using copious amounts of expletives, so far its on its best behaviour, I've kept the threat of WBAC and their partners in crime up my sleeve for now. My main regret is that its parents and their relations all appear to be blind, deaf and dumb 😂 😂

Thank Thanks for the advice, I'll give it a go

Re private plate... they can but they wont:mad: that's the Tesla way

Thanks again, before I got out of the car earlier,one of the things I did was that I turned recirculation on and then off again and the cars currently slumbering in its cot. I'll wake the little bast**rd up later and see if that shocks it into submission 😂

Thanks, recirculation is definitely off, one of the first things I checked, (even if on. it shouldn't produce the error message)

Thanks @Irata I've also held off reporting it as I'd like a few opinions from the forum AND there are lots of heat pump related updates being claimed by forum members and I wondered if the update to 2021.44.30.7 that I installed yesterday had any bearing on the problem

Noticed this morning that car was fogging up inside, I always have a/c on so I was surprised. I went into the HVAC menu and played around with the settings ..... to no avail... but then I noticed a (not very big) black message box with very small text in the centre of the HVAC screen saying "...

Good luck with that😂😂😂

And mine, installing now

My first thoughts are:- With any technology there is almost always something more advanced/“better” round the corner. Do you want a Tesla or do you just want to look at what’s coming from Tesla next? At some point you have to decide, do I buy what’s on sale now or do I wait (for who know how...

Welcome to “The Tesla Way”

Agreed, but we should also not overlook “The Tesla Way” and it’s frustrations, as for many of us, it leaves a lot to be desired

Like sh1t off a red hot shovel? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I’ll join in the moan if that’s OK with you… the “auto” wipers and lights are “useless” (compared to pretty much any other car standards)😡

The temperature of the beer is only important for the first 10 pints, thereafter, it seems to be irrelevant🤪😂😂😂😂😂

Didn’t get what I paid for?

I’ve had my car for 9 months now and I STILL don’t have wipers and lights that work automatically 🤪

The words “Tesla” and “normal” don’t usually get used in the same sentence 😂

My experience is that you are more likely to get a reply to an email from Santa on Christmas Eve than from Tesla at any time (whichever email address you use)😡

I’ve more or less given up on the “auto” operation of my wipers and resorted to manual operation using the button on the end of the LH stalk. It’s disgraceful IMHO for Tesla to claim the M3 has auto headlight dip and auto wiper operation… no it doesn’t (most of the time)😡