An actual conversation I had with my 29yr old girlfriend after she drove my car.
Girlfriend "A trailer hit the back of your car"
Me "Did you get the guys insurance?"
Girlfriend "No, he was not around"
Me "So you backed into a trailer?"
Girlfriend "Nope, I was backing up and it was in my way"
Me "Didn't you look at the camera?"
Girlfriend "Nope, I use the mirrors"
Me "What about the parking sensor beeps?"
Girlfriend "I thought they always beeped when in reverse"
Me "Yep, it was definitely the trailers fault"