I don't care either really, but since it's the TSLA investment thread I was just musing on how it'd spin from a stock viewpoint. Seems like it'd only be us obsessive types that'd ever know. The other 99.9% of the population would only ever hear it's 5-star (overall) or perhaps something slightly word smithed like 5-star in every category!*
*for belted passengers, see NHSTA ratings for details
Which would be all that mattered. I doubt you'd care about crash safety if you weren't belted (still amazed people don't belt up).