One, if there was a down thumb, it's gone now.
Two, laughing, is not necessarily negative. My usage is definitely not negative. I laugh easily, and so I often respond with a laugh. Humor is good for you. Some of us are laughing in sympathy.
Three, down thumbs on this site are extremely rare. If you've been lurking and reading this site, you'd know that a down thumb is rare. The site used to keep track of your thumbs, those given and received, and I rarely, maybe never, give down thumbs. Seems weird to me. This site is as tame as it gets on the internet, so the sensitivity seems a bit much. Maybe, over time you'll see what I mean. Rarely does anyone bite here, unlike other fora.
Four, what version of operating system were you using?
Five, did you do a hard reboot, ie, let the system sleep, since full resets require a hard reboot, ie system sleep.
Six, the car can be shifted while moving at speeds under 5mph. That is, if you are slowly rolling forward, you can shift into reverse, and vice versa. Won't harm the car and is in the manual. I would agree with others here that perhaps your flat floor, is not quite so flat. The car may be free-wheeling, before it reverses as you apply more throttle.
Seven, how to test the notion. Park the opposite direction, and see if it reverses before you pull forward.