Yadda, yadda, yadda... I'm sure that no one on an automotive enthusiast website is at all cognizant of such salient points. In fact, it's almost as if no one ever mentions this every day for the past four or five years straight. Oh, and none of us has taken 10th grade physics, or graduated college, learned to drive a manual transmission, had a track day, or picked up a copy of Car and Driver, Road & Track, or Motor Trend in the past 30 years either. So, we are undoubtedly just dumb enough to think that straight line performance is the only meaningful statistical metric there is or could possibly be and wouldn't know a skid pad rating from a slalom run if someone drove us 36 laps on the Nürburgring. Now please, pardon me while I check to see if my I.Q. is lower than my sneaker size yet.
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