(moderator note)
I hate to be a killjoy here on what I am sure was intended to be something lighthearted / funny, but for many people Discussion of gender (and ridicule because of it) is a serious thing. Since my moderator instincts are telling me that its entirely possible for this to go WAAY off the rails, "very fast", I am shutting this down now even though I understand the spirit in which it was originally posted.