High praise for Calisnow - by Calisnow - as his 2,000th post approaches

[calisnow]

:sniff: I just noticed this milestone approaching. Be strong, don't cry - I promise to be here another 2,000 posts at least.

Those are tears of joy you're crying, moderator? Dr. Evan "Calisnow-that's-another-inappropriate-post" Fusco? @efusco Dear Evan here's a tissue - dry your eyes. :fist bump: Yes Fusco baby it's me - the one with 5 separate threads currently residing in 6 of TMC's best post categories - including the #2 all time for "most funny."

What an achievement! I'd like to thank my agent, my 10th grade English teacher and my medication.

For my 2,001st masterpiece I'll compile my "greatest hits" posts - mainly including the most creative and/or vitriolic insults members have aimed at me over the last few years. Because yes - it's all about me. Thank you dear @Timo for your beautiful photoshop and paen to my greatness yesterday (see attached photo).

Oh Tesla Motors Club - where would you be without us? Yes - that's me speaking about myself using the royal "we." And now, while you wait for my 2,001st post tomorrow morning, enjoy the eternal sounds of Kenny Rogers:

 

[oktane]

Odd

 

[calisnow]

Odd

Waking up on the sunny side of the bed as usual I see. Morning oktane! Crap - I wasted my 2001st post saying hello to you. Damnit. Can't erase life's mistakes - just gotta move forward. It's okay - have a great day in the P100D you love so much.

 

[msnow]

?

 

[lunitiks]

Three-beer-day eyh?

 

[McRat]

Netiquette normally has you post something like:

Title: New Tesla to have 2000 HP????

Content: {------------- Probably not

 

[calisnow]

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You perfectly captured our feelings about each other @msnow

 

[calisnow]

Three-beer-day eyh?

Totally sober! Trying to remember the last time I had three drinks in one day - wow, what happened to my life? I was king of the party - now I argue about electric cars on the internet. That's another conversation...

 

[Timo]

We are the music makers, the dreamers of dreams.

 

[bhzmark]

@calisnow I recommend the ignore function to you for your next 2000. I'm always a little sad when I see people whose views I respect and words I enjoy waste their time going around in circles with the people I have on my ignore list.

 

[HankLloydRight]

Lightweight

 

[bonnie]

Lightweight

In fairness, 50% of those listed on the first page are current or past moderators. Moderating tends to drive up the post count.

 

[buttershrimp]

:sniff: I just noticed this milestone approaching. Be strong, don't cry - I promise to be here another 2,000 posts at least.

Those are tears of joy you're crying, moderator? Dr. Evan "Calisnow-that's-another-inappropriate-post" Fusco? @efusco Dear Evan here's a tissue - dry your eyes. :fist bump: Yes Fusco baby it's me - the one with 5 separate threads currently residing in 6 of TMC's best post categories - including the #2 all time for "most funny."

What an achievement! I'd like to thank my agent, my 10th grade English teacher and my medication.

For my 2,001st masterpiece I'll compile my "greatest hits" posts - mainly including the most creative and/or vitriolic insults members have aimed at me over the last few years. Because yes - it's all about me. Thank you dear @Timo for your beautiful photoshop and paen to my greatness yesterday (see attached photo).

Oh Tesla Motors Club - where would you be without us? Yes - that's me speaking about myself using the royal "we." And now, while you wait for my 2,001st post tomorrow morning, enjoy the eternal sounds of Kenny Rogers:

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What a fantastic post! I laughed, I cried... I realized I also have had inappropriate posts flagged by @fusco.... You sir... have just earned a "follower"

 

[calisnow]

What a fantastic post! I laughed, I cried... I realized I also have had inappropriate posts flagged by @fusco.... You sir... have just earned a "follower"

And so have you sir! Thank you!

 

[msnow]

Birds of a feather flock together.

 

[scaesare]

 

[oktane]

Waking up on the sunny side of the bed as usual I see. Morning oktane! Crap - I wasted my 2001st post saying hello to you. Damnit. Can't erase life's mistakes - just gotta move forward. It's okay - have a great day in the P100D you love so much.

Yes that pretty much sums it up. Here's to 2000 more insightful posts.