Ideas for Model 3 speculation threads

[Beckler]

Since 95% of threads here are useless idle speculation, I thought I'd do my part, save some time and just come up with some thread ideas. Feel free to convert these into actual threads.

• Estimated tire pressure for Model 3
• From which angle will you first photograph your Model 3?
• Calculation for effect of solar panel on resale value after 5-7 yrs.
• Which seat will you first sit in?
• Who will first sit in a seat other than driver's seat?
• Of non-blue Model 3's, which color will be most popular in your area?
• Plot of second reveal times vs. lunar phase for previous Teslas
• Poll: What part of your Model 3 will you first look at?
  
• How many cat play areas will fit in the frunk
• What's the Warranty on Model 3 for dog urine damage?
• Effect of Model 3 color on range - full calculation
• Man hours being wasted in Model 3 forum - real time counter (update: 29,395)

 

[JeffK]

Feel free to convert these into actual threads.

Please don't haha

 

[Model 3]

Of non-blue Model 3's, which color will be most popular in your area?

The none-colors - or lets say the Fifty Shades of Grey

 

[dsvick]

What will be the type of beverage that gets spilled first in your Model 3 and in what quantity?

The follow on question is, of course, how long will the offending person be barred from riding in your model 3?

 

[JeffK]

What will be the type of beverage that gets spilled first in your Model 3 and in what quantity?

The follow on question is, of course, how long will the offending person be barred from riding in your model 3?

My mother-in-law is still not allowed to ride in my Prius...

 

[ecarfan]

Oh, those Canadians are so funny.

I know, I'm married to one. I read the OP to her and she almost spit out her coffee.

 

[aronth5]

Please don't haha

This

 

[Beckler]

Oh, those Canadians are so funny.

I know, I'm married to one. I read the OP to her and she almost spit out her coffee.

Yes, and conversely, it's only Canadians who are funny. Assuming by funny you mean boring. Did it...

 

[Trips]

What will be longer?
A) Number of days after someone takes delivery and totals their car.
B) Number of pages of complaints they post on here about them not able to get a replacement.

 

[JoaoD]

What will be longer?
A) Number of days after someone takes delivery and totals their car.
B) Number of pages of complaints they post on here about them not able to get a replacement.

It's B, I just saved you from creating the poll.

 

[ModelNforNerd]

• Man hours being wasted in Model 3 forum - real time counter (update: 29,395)

That's just your number, right? I suspect the cumulative total is MUCH higher than that.

 

[lunitiks]

• Which seat will you first sit in?

Which holocaust-denying-9/11-pedophile is even going to suggest that this will be something other than he right hand side part of the backseat bench? I mean... Who?

 

[wilhelmspencer]

Wow Elon really needs to throw us a freakin' bone...we are starting to speculate about what we should be speculating about...

 

[Beckler]

Wow Elon really needs to throw us a freakin' bone...we are starting to speculate about what we should be speculating about...

Yes but that was the whole point. As a useful exercise, people can think of what type of threads which speculate on the speculation threads should exist - and so on. I would've included that in the original list, but that would've gotten quite lengthy.

 

[JSBulmer]

Thanks Beckler. This is one of the few 'legit' posts on here.

Way more entertaining than those of a speculative nature.

 

[EchoDelta]

Clickbait format helps:

- The Infamous SD Card slot for media showstopper debacle
- USB-C is the future the USB-A ports are camouflage.
- How Low Can you Go and window opening distance disappointments
- The Tesla Vehicle 2 Grid EVSE Entanglement
- Free or paid wifi - is Tesla killing net neutrality in your car?
- Hazard lights button - can it be activated by the passenger?
- The one hidden button all winners press to pay off your mortgage in your area and Tesla can't stop you

 

[EchoDelta]

How big is the fishtank

This Chinese Tesla Killer Has A Fish Tank In The Back Seat!